toilet paper

[biggles]

what on earth is going on , just lately whenever i take a dump and then wipe my rear all is ok on the 1st wipe but on the 2nd the paper seems to stick to my ring , then i end up wiping again and again to try and wipe the frigging paper away . anyone else having a problem if so how did you cure it, ie wot brand of bog paper dont stick!

 

[Leicester Seagull]

 

[The Wizard]

Sounds like you have a rare case of the jungle disease, Myringisfuckedalotalosemia.

 

[defrocked priest]

Buy a bidet. Sorted !

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Well i reckon this is the type of paper you should be using,only can we have a Palace version ?

 

[Laughing Gravy]

Poo is so uncool

 

[biggles]

so what is my problem , maybe i should lay off my stella diet would that help?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Buy a bidet. Sorted !

[beaming with pride]

 

[vegster]

Due to manufacturing advances, modern 3 ply has a much higher adhesion factor. This is to be celebrated, us oldster's had to sort out the paperwork with the equivalent of greasproof paper which mostly spread rather than removed its target matter.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Danny, upload a picture of your piles again. Just for fun and that.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Danny, upload a picture of your piles again. Just for fun and that.

Ask me nicely...

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Please Mr. Danny sir, please... it'll go down a reet storm

 

[biggles]

Due to manufacturing advances, modern 3 ply has a much higher adhesion factor. This is to be celebrated, us oldster's had to sort out the paperwork with the equivalent of greasproof paper which mostly spread rather than removed its target matter.

yes i remember said paper, twas called izal if i remember and was always on a roll holder at my granparents , it did spread but was non stick , still looking for a compromise

 

[poidy]

I spend what seems like an eternity wiping my arse. No matter how much a wipe shit keeps coming. Sometimes i get bored and just jump straight in shower. A sort of cheaper alternative to a bidet. Does this make me a bad person

 

[Durlston]

Eat more fruit and drink plenty of water.

 

[biggles]

Eat more fruit and drink plenty of water.

what is water? and fruit , is that apples and shit like that

 

[Durlston]

what is water? and fruit , is that apples and shit like that

Try a couple of sharp satsumas in the morning. You'll shit through the eye of a needle but you won't need much paper. Sounds like you're dehydrated old boy

 

[ArfurW8]

I have heard you can now get moisturised toilet wipes,they should do the trick.
Let me know if they work as I am getting fed up using ripped up newspaper in my caravan.

 

[John Dorian]

my kind of thread !!

Its all about the thickness of the fold, if you don't fold, there is more chance of tearage/stickage to ring.

Alternative conditions can be the grip of the hand/fingers on paper, how many pieces are used before the fold, what has been eaten prior to taking a dump. These are all important components that are conducive to a good wipe.

Also, do not buy tesco own brand. it rips the arsehole. true, painful story.

 

[Scotty Mac]

using bread aleviates any sticking problems