Toilet graffiti

[Uncle C]

What's the best you have seen?

Heres one that goes way back, but always makes me smile

"Here I sit broken hearted. Paid a penny and only farted."

 

[Superphil]

Some come here to piss and think
Some come here to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls.

 

[Uncle C]

Sigh over a gents urinal

"We aim to please.

You aim too, please."

 

[Marc]

Hove Dogs, downstairs toilets by the fast food bit, apologies for the SIZE but I cant be arsed to re-size it!

 

[southwickseagull]

On the very bottom corner of a door covered in graffiti. To be continued. Elsewhere complete with drawing. Mick Mick and his wonderful trick. Every night he lays in bed, and pulls his foreskin over his head.

 

[salty seagull]

`the future of your family is in your hands!`

 

[highway61]

my mother made me a homosexual...Oh good, if i send her the wool will she make me one too.

 

[defrocked priest]

On the wall, above the urinal, close to the ceiling is a large black circle, next to it, says in large black block letters;

"If you can piss this high,join your local fire brigade"

 

[Arthur]

Saw the creative piece in Munich airport recently.

 

[Withnail]

In one of the stalls at Portmeirion: Number 6 did a number 2.

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Best one i saw written on a bog wall was:-

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who's cock was so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin,wiping spunk from his chin,
If my ear was a c*nt i could f*ck it.

 

[pasty]

I've posted this before, but what the hell......

In a pub gents, on one of two condom machines there was a sticker which read "This machine is alarmed" Underneath, someone had written, "the other one's scared shitless"

 

[backson]

It's not there anymore since it was done up, but Circus Circus used to have "f*** Palace" scratched into the urinal.

Not Oscar Wilde I know, but I liked it

 

[NMH]

Not graffiti, but toilet related;

definition of pain - teeth-marks on the bog door

 

[The French Mistress]

"If you drop fag-ends in here, I'll come and piss in your ashtray".

 

[colinpants]

'Wet Paint' underneath someone had wrote 'this is not an order'

 

[The French Mistress]

'Wet Paint' underneath someone had wrote 'this is not an order'

Quoi ??

 

[Gully]

Very many years ago in the gents at the London Hospital Social Club:

"Don't drink and drive, smoke dope and fly...IT Botham rules, OK!"

 

[Wilko]

'Wet Paint' underneath someone had wrote 'this is not an order'

Very clever

I think it was Jasper Carrot who said he saw in a Liverpool football pub toilet someone had scribbled 'West Ham United is a poof'

 

[SW17]

In the bogs in a local student pub on the condom machine was written "Not working" Below that said "Typical Student"