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todays tip: do not try and cut a blister off the back of your foot with a pen knife..









ditchy

a man with a sound track record as a source of qua
Jul 8, 2003
5,251
brighton
do it yourself home surgery .. not a good idea :shootself
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
i love sticking a KNIFE in them and TWISTING it till it explodes
 




mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,920
England
Scotty M said:
i love sticking a KNIFE in them and TWISTING it till it explodes

exactly my logic! sadly the joy of the blister pulverising has been replaced with sheer anger at my shaky hands. :(

its stopped bleeding now. the cleaner at uni is gonna have a ball of a time getting these blood staines ot the hallway!
 
















Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
23,865
I've got a very small wart on my palm (choice I know!) and no matter how many times I get rid of it with lotion it always comes back after a couple of weeks. Short of cutting off my hand I can't see it ever buggering off.

Top tips most appreciated.
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,920
England
Cheeky Monkey said:
I've got a very small wart on my palm (choice I know!) and no matter how many times I get rid of it with lotion it always comes back after a couple of weeks. Short of cutting off my hand I can't see it ever buggering off.

Top tips most appreciated.

pen knife.
 


Barnet Seagull

Luxury Player
Jul 14, 2003
5,983
Falmer, soon...
Cheeky Monkey said:
I've got a very small wart on my palm (choice I know!) and no matter how many times I get rid of it with lotion it always comes back after a couple of weeks. Short of cutting off my hand I can't see it ever buggering off.

Top tips most appreciated.

My friend the dermatologist says..

Use something acidic around the wart to blister the skin then remove the wart. Citric Acid would do.
Then apply some sort of vitamin E cream to repair the damaged skin.
 
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Cheeky Monkey said:
I've got a very small wart on my palm (choice I know!) and no matter how many times I get rid of it with lotion it always comes back after a couple of weeks. Short of cutting off my hand I can't see it ever buggering off.

Top tips most appreciated.
Regular swimming at a public pool in chlorine treated water.

You'll be a public health hazard, but your wart will disappear for ever.
 


supaseagull

Well-known member
Feb 19, 2004
9,614
The United Kingdom of Mile Oak
Cheeky Monkey said:
I've got a very small wart on my palm (choice I know!) and no matter how many times I get rid of it with lotion it always comes back after a couple of weeks. Short of cutting off my hand I can't see it ever buggering off.

Top tips most appreciated.

Go to the quacks...he'll freeze it off...oh and one other tip. Swap hands occasionally. If you keep doing that with the same hand your knob will end up having a tendency to lean to one side and believe me, it does not impress the ladies! :lolol:
 




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