Today's Mass Debate

[Dave the OAP]

Why do women with very large fat mammary glands that come down to their knees go topless and embarrass the other English people on the beach?

Why do English middle aged blokes with huge bellies believe its sexy to walk around with their "shorts" hanging just above their dicks and also why do they all have rediculous tatoos?

Discuss

 

[bhaexpress]

Dave, you ever been on a European beach ? The Krauts with their hairy bits ?

I thank god that Topless sunbathing is illegal here. For every babe there's about four monsters !

 

[marvin]

Just got back from Croyden then?

 

[Lush]

Why do women with very large fat mammary glands that come down to their knees go topless and embarrass the other English people on the beach?

Discuss

They don't if you lie down.

So I've heard.


A more interesting point is why only the English people are embarrassed.

 

[dwayne]

no fat men and womwn should cover up simple as.... and it's not just English people that think that.

 

[BrightonBird]

It's Ok on holiday. But down Brighton Beach? No thanks!

 

[fatbadger]

Why do women with very large fat mammary glands that come down to their knees go topless and embarrass the other English people on the beach?

Why do English middle aged blokes with huge bellies believe its sexy to walk around with their "shorts" hanging just above their dicks and also why do they all have rediculous tatoos?

because they don't give a toss what body fascists like you think.

 

[Mental Lental]

no fat men and womwn should cover up simple as.... and it's not just English people that think that.

Is that supposed to read

"no fat men and women should cover up simple as,"

or

"No. Fat men and women should cover up simple as"

?

The former implies that you are saying that you like to see naked fat people and the latter says that you aren't.

A bit of punctuation goes a long way.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Fatbadger

I take it you fit one of the above!! LOL

No offence meant mate

There were certainly some interesting sights on the beach ( me included I am afraid)

 

[fatbadger]

I take it you fit one of the above!! LOL

ah, now that would be telling...

 

[Tom Bombadil]

While on holiday in the Canary islands some years ago we went to a beach which was popular with the over 50's. Some of them were of immense size and insisted on sunbathing topless. Impractical as it was to keep my eyes closed all the time I was subjected to the gross sight of one elderly lady who was at least twenty stone lifting her pendulous left bosom over her shoulder so she could rub suntan lotion on the blue white underside. I was bareley able to stagger off the beach to be sick.

 

[tedebear]

Self love is a beautiful thing...

 

[Marc]

I'm stuck with my hideous body so if I wanna get my skinny/white/almostbeergut upper torso out in public then so be it...and as for crappy tattoo's well I have a blue Seagull so I'm excused

 

[Superphil]

Re: Re: Today's Mass Debate

A more interesting point is why only the English people are embarrassed. [/B][/QUOTE]

Gud Poynt

 

[Italiaseagull]

I have a beer gut because I drink too much, but I drink too much to care about my beer gut!

 

[Hannibal smith]

I took the missus down to Devon for a few days. On the 2nd day We decided to visit Ilfarcombe to see what it was like. All I can say is don't ever go there. It was full of Pikeys who either had (a) Tattoo's (b) Football shirts on (C) Beer bellies or (d) cars with the tinted Windscreens. The only food you buy was Chips, or Chips with Chips or chips with curry sauce.

Basically it was Gillingham with holiday makers.

 

[aftershavedave]

Basically it was Gillingham with holiday makers.

did they have the fridges in their front gardens?

about dtg's point, i can't say that i'm at all bothered by whatever people look like on the beach....i don't think it's only toned surf gods (like me and dwayne )and baywatch babes who should strip off...it's a free world and each to their own. what i would say is that i'm amazed that some people don't take a look in the mirror and see what they are inflicting on the general public, but that's a different point

 

[JEM]

Self love is a beautiful thing...

I take it you're talking about the thread title....