todays joke

[brighton rock]

A man goes to the doctor's for his wife's test results:
Mr Smith: "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results .

Receptionist: " Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem, we have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife. I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS . "

Mr Smith: " That's awful! What should I do"

Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town . If she finds her way home, don't shag her".

 

[Everest]

 

[Basil Fawlty]

 

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[FalmerforAll!**]

 

[RM-Taylor]

 

[Beach Hut]

 

[clapham_gull]

On a separate note I see Europes biggest people smuggler has been convicted at Croydon Crown Court.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2388678,00.html

Why anyone would go to these lengths to leave their homeland is beyond me....

...buses leave Croydon every 5 minutes.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

 

[Moshe Gariani]

A man goes to the doctor's for his wife's test results:
Mr Smith: "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results .

Receptionist: " Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem, we have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife. I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS . "

Mr Smith: " That's awful! What should I do"

Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town . If she finds her way home, don't shag her".

David Bedford told that joke during his speech at last year's University of Brighton degree ceremony... it didn't go down too well with some

 

[Seagullible]

 

[Lander]

 

[Hoggy]

Re: Re: todays joke

David Bedford told that joke during his speech at last year's University of Brighton degree ceremony... it didn't go down too well with some

hmmm i wonder why

 

[Artois]

Re: Re: Re: todays joke

hmmm i wonder why

Because some people don't have a sense of humour?

 

[Hoggy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: todays joke

Because some people don't have a sense of humour?

i didn't know half of nsc graduated from Brighton university last year!

 

[Artois]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: todays joke

i didn't know half of nsc graduated from Brighton university last year!

Eh?