To lighten the mood, is this a contender for headline of the year already!?

[The_Viper]

Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench after finding friend having sex on her sofa | Mail Online

 

[Norman Potting]

Yes definitely.

 

[Worthingite]

Pramfaced slag...........would probably have a crack after 10 pints ;D

 

[catfish]

Good to see the Mail has it's finger on the nation's pulse as usual.

 

[bennibenj]

Yes, got a good chance

 

[jakarta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXqqw-gQqzo

 

[BUTTERBALL]

She needs to take STOCK of her life and POUR over what has happened even if she is not in the same BOAT as everyone else.