Titus Bramble

[Lady Whistledown]

HaHa! Damn! Alright, I won't posted what she told me in relation to the other part.

Was it the one about Helen Mirren, a bottle of Robinson's Barley Water and a freshly shaved alpaca?

 

[SeagullBT]

Was it the one about Helen Mirren, a bottle of Robinson's Barley Water and a freshly shaved alpaca?

You heard that too? I think it was the big bottle as well.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Phew, when I opened this thread, I thought it was going to say we want to buy him!

Me too!

You know fings is bad when Titus Shambles gets name-checked. Frankly, it wouldn't come as any surprise to me if a quantity of the Class A was found smeared around his ears.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You heard that too? I think it was the big bottle as well.

I heard she showed him her Oscar.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Not the first time he's been caught in possession

Oh I say!

 

[goodoldsussexbythesea]

Tits Up Bramble more like

I think you'll find it's 'Shiteus Shambles'

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I think you'll find it's 'Shiteus Shambles'

Or Shitehouse Shambles even.

Actually, that sounds like an ideal description for the ongoing issues with the Gentleman's 'facilities' up at the stadium.

 

[Gus is god]

must be some truth to the allegations as Sunderland have now suspended him

 

[gripper stebson]

...apparently he is going to try and defend himself... which will make a change.

 

[terryberry1]

Titus Gram-ble more like. Absolute Pony anyway. Maybe they will stop leaking goal's now

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Where is the News of the World when you need it?

In the bin marked "history" - where it belongs.

 

[Acker79]

He's now been charged with two counts of sexual assault and urinating in a public place. Will go to court november 10th

Titus Bramble charged over sexual assault and urinating in street | Mail Online
Titus Bramble charged with two counts of sexual assault | The Sun |News
BBC News - Sunderlands Titus Bramble charged with sexual assault