Tip Toe Through The North Stand !!!!

[Moshe Gariani]

I go down pub
I drink ten pints
and I get really plastered
Then I go home
and beat the wife
'cause I'm a northern bastard

I gave an impassioned (i.e. drunken) solo rendition of that to the Mound Stand after a twat from Burnley (or somewhere similar) started up "Can you hear the Paki's sing?"....

 

[Moshe Gariani]

go left go right go pick up the step go left go right go left

he shot, he scored

 

[the wanderbus]

he shot, he scored

it must be our Peter Ward

 

[Peter Grummit]

Tiptoe
Through the North Stand
Take your boots off
Get your head kicked in!
So
Tiptoe
Through the North Stand
With me.

Isa knock-kneed chicken and a bow-legged hen
We ain't lost a fight since we don't know when
We don't give a wiggle and we don't give a wen
We are the Brighton, North Stand!
La la la la la la la (repeat and surge!)

PG

 

[the wanderbus]

Isa knock-kneed chicken and a bow-legged hen
We ain't lost a fight since we don't know when
We don't give a wiggle and we don't give a wen
We are the Brighton, North Stand!
La la la la la la la (repeat and surge!)

PG

bloody hell a real blast from the past, I'd forgotten all about that one!

although I thought it was "We don't give a wiggle and we don't give a wank"

 

[Peter Grummit]

bloody hell a real blast from the past, I'd forgotten all about that one!

although I thought it was "We don't give a wiggle and we don't give a wank"

Could be, but then it doesn't rhyme. This is early '70s when I was still in the chicken run (aged 10-ish)!

PG.

 

[the wanderbus]

thats what me & my mates used to sing, because thats what we thought everybody else was singing. It almost rhymes & we weren't going to argue with several thousand north standers

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Brighton Aggro

Your Going Home in a County Ambulance

You'll Never Make the Station

'ello, 'ello, We Are the Brighton Boys

We'll See You All Outside

Come and Join Us Over 'ere

You're Gonna Get Your F'ing Heads Kicked In

 

[Peter Grummit]

This was the era when if the boot boys in the North got bored they would run round the back of the West stand to confront the away fans who tended to congreagte in the south (pre-segregation). If somebody scored late on there was generally trouble in the south.

I remember Millwall at home first game of the season, pouring with rain, we came back from 2-0 down to win 3-2. This was F-troop era. They were not happy!

PG.

 

[the wanderbus]

Brighton Aggro

Your Going Home in a County Ambulance

You'll Never Make the Station

'ello, 'ello, We Are the Brighton Boys

We'll See You All Outside

Come and Join Us Over 'ere

You're Gonna Get Your F'ing Heads Kicked In

Oldies but goodies

 

[the wanderbus]

This was the era when if the boot boys in the North got bored they would run round the back of the West stand to confront the away fans who tended to congreagte in the south (pre-segregation). If somebody scored late on there was generally trouble in the south.

I remember Millwall at home first game of the season, pouring with rain, we came back from 2-0 down to win 3-2. This was F-troop era. They were not happy!

PG.

That was 77-78 & though it wasn't my first game it's the game that got me hooked

 

[Peter Grummit]

We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds
We all f**kin hate Leeds!

 

[the wanderbus]

f*** em all
f*** em all
f*** em all
the palace , the spurs and millwall
cos we are the Brighton
& we are the best
we are the Brighton
so f*** all the rest

&

your going home like Sandy Richardson

 

[somerset]

what happened to all the old chants? we used to be able to go through the whole 90 minutes hardly using the same one more than once ,now there seems to be a repertoire of about 3 with that f***ing funereal Albioooon albiooon dirge about the worst of the lot. No wonder the atmosphere is shite.

..... agreed, they havnt got a clue these days, although it usually perks up a bit for the big away games, when some of the 'old boys' of the late 70's and early '80s get involved.

Worst of all for me, is the way they have killed GOSBTS, what the fook are they trying to do with all that preamble before starting, all it does is put everyone in a key they couldnt possibly hope to match unless they were auditioning for the westminster cathederal Boys choir.

Campaign now..... get some of the older songs resurrected, and I mean songs, not fookin chants of the sort of things that wouldnt be out of place on an infant school playground.....

rant over.............. for now.

 

[somerset]

This was the era when if the boot boys in the North got bored they would run round the back of the West stand to confront the away fans who tended to congreagte in the south (pre-segregation). If somebody scored late on there was generally trouble in the south.

I remember Millwall at home first game of the season, pouring with rain, we came back from 2-0 down to win 3-2. This was F-troop era. They were not happy!

PG.

when did the away fans congregate in the south....... never seen that happen, the only fans in the south were usually the Bosun boys.... no one ever messed with them.... ( except West ham once).... but they got bounced out eventually.

 

[London Calling]

Could be, but then it doesn't rhyme. This is early '70s when I was still in the chicken run (aged 10-ish)!

PG.

Definately WANK.

 

[London Calling]

Brighton Aggro

Your Going Home in a County Ambulance

You'll Never Make the Station

'ello, 'ello, We Are the Brighton Boys

We'll See You All Outside

Come and Join Us Over 'ere

You're Gonna Get Your F'ing Heads Kicked In

"You're going home in a f***ing ambulance" I believe.

"Bring on the coffin"

and "You're going home in a wooden coffin"?

 

[the wanderbus]

when did the away fans congregate in the south....... never seen that happen, the only fans in the south were usually the Bosun boys.... no one ever messed with them.... ( except West ham once).... but they got bounced out eventually.

South stand South stand do your job South stand do your job

 

[London Calling]

We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds
We all f**kin hate Leeds!

I remember when we all hated Nottingham Forest, which went rather well when we played Derby County in the League Cup!

 

[Dave the OAP]

If you drive a yellow mini you'll be shot
If you drive a yellow mini you'll be shot
If you drive a yellow mini
Drive a yellow mini
Drive a yellow mini you'll be shot

In the head
In the head


To the tune of " were the famous Brighton and hove albion and were going to wemberleeee"

( Some bloke was shot by the sussex constabulary )