Does anyone know if there is a timetable detailling what is happening on Saturday- presentations / band / etc?
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Timetable of events for Saturday?
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MORTY
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3pm kick off.
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Thanks. That's literally all I know.
Martin Perry did cover this in the Fans Forum although I can't remember too much now. There was talk of a marching band, possibly the mention of a soloist and he made a joke about inviting back all of the managers Dick said would lead us out at Falmer , but only one of them was.
1:40pm has been touted as the time the festivities start.
1:40pm has been touted as the time the festivities start.
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VeronaSeagull
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Dito but exchange Scunthorpe for Dundee.....glamorous locations
ROSM
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1.40 there will be the handing out of bingo cards so you can tick off the cliches of the day
1.50 there will be 17000 people queuing for food and drink and 350 in their seats. Those in the east stand will be fashioning boards to place on their children's heads and shouting at them to stand still so that drinks dont get spilt (this will continue at every match until shelves are put up to rest stuff on)
2.00 the march of legends starts and richie reynolds will be reading from an ipad, a script written by Tim Carder.
2.10 it is announced that Leon Knight couldn't be there and only told the club at the last minute
2.20 the teams warm up and harry Redknapp is caught asking for for 15% of all smart card purchases whilst the man from the Go Compare advert is blasting out Abide with me, Jerusalem and Doris Day's classic Que Sera with themed words
2.40 Official ceremony and interviews with Tony Bloom and Martin Perry. the latter is last seen being chased by 15 supporters in wheel chairs who escape from their pitchside viewing positions having set off at 9.00am that morning to ensure they were in the ground by kick off
2.50 Dick Knight is released from the shackles he has been put in for the previous 24 hours and makes a speech
2.55 Paul Samrah announces the teams onto the pitch and the brass band plays sussex by the sea but sadly nobody can hear it
2.59 The referee forcibly removes Dick Knight from the pitch whilst he is still speaking
3.00 Kick off and spurs fans commence complaining about how they'll never win the Premiership playing like that
3.01 a supporter wins the Cliche Bingo by having successfully crossed off;
Y'know
Erm
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Bread and Butter
Who's that little guy
f*** off you Spurs
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he wins a limited edition 1901 polo shirt with the albion logo emroidered in white thread on a white background.
1.50 there will be 17000 people queuing for food and drink and 350 in their seats. Those in the east stand will be fashioning boards to place on their children's heads and shouting at them to stand still so that drinks dont get spilt (this will continue at every match until shelves are put up to rest stuff on)
2.00 the march of legends starts and richie reynolds will be reading from an ipad, a script written by Tim Carder.
2.10 it is announced that Leon Knight couldn't be there and only told the club at the last minute
2.20 the teams warm up and harry Redknapp is caught asking for for 15% of all smart card purchases whilst the man from the Go Compare advert is blasting out Abide with me, Jerusalem and Doris Day's classic Que Sera with themed words
2.40 Official ceremony and interviews with Tony Bloom and Martin Perry. the latter is last seen being chased by 15 supporters in wheel chairs who escape from their pitchside viewing positions having set off at 9.00am that morning to ensure they were in the ground by kick off
2.50 Dick Knight is released from the shackles he has been put in for the previous 24 hours and makes a speech
2.55 Paul Samrah announces the teams onto the pitch and the brass band plays sussex by the sea but sadly nobody can hear it
2.59 The referee forcibly removes Dick Knight from the pitch whilst he is still speaking
3.00 Kick off and spurs fans commence complaining about how they'll never win the Premiership playing like that
3.01 a supporter wins the Cliche Bingo by having successfully crossed off;
Y'know
Erm
Emotional
Bread and Butter
Who's that little guy
f*** off you Spurs
Normal
Licker
he wins a limited edition 1901 polo shirt with the albion logo emroidered in white thread on a white background.
Fourteenth Eye
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Uncle Buck
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Around 11am, trying to find the cricket ground just outside Amsterdam after the previous nights stupidity...
saafend_seagull
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3.43PM Gareth Bale hatrick
Uncle Spielberg
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7 am first Bowel movement of the day.
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Uncle Spielberg
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Not just yet but give it a few years.
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The concourses open at 1pm.
jezzer
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The concourses open at 1pm.
thats only an official opening time, depending on turnstile operatives being in place by then and turnstiles switched on, allow 30mins either way.
thats only an official opening time, depending on turnstile operatives being in place by then and turnstiles switched on, allow 30mins either way.
Sergei's Celebration
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10am unveiling of heritage board in hove park.
