Time for Magoo to go

[Ernest]

A total shambles today thanks to that lardy Jocko clown, what a bright idea to drop last seasons top scorer and play a centre half at centre forward, play a left back at centre half, play a centre half at right winger.
I'm quite surprised he never played Kuipers at left wing and played Albert Jarrett in goal.
Here is my suggestion to Dick Tight as my contribution to the appeal fund, sack Magoo and put his wages in the fund.

Bring back Tinselhead

 

[itszamora]

I don't know, but it's rainy here in Hurstpierpoint.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

im going out tonight

 

[skintboy]

drinking my can of stella now

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

There is light and intermittent rain this evening in the area with a light breeze and temperatures of around 15 C.

 

[fatboy]

I like thai birds.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i have mine on the way i think, i sent my money couple of weeks ago...........

 

[jmc]

Boston Red Sox 0 New York Yankees 1....

 

[Biscuit]

when I grow up I want to be a butterfly.

 

[CAFC Matt]

when I grow up I want to bea butterfly.

What colour??

 

[Braders]

i need a poo

 

[jmc]

Boston Red Sox 0 New York Yankees 5

Bottom of the FIRST

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Did you know that Ireland has the highest proportion of baked bean consumption in the world, head for head. Fascinating.

 

[Safeway]

I've had five wanks today.

 

[Braders]

Do you remember the time I knew a Girl From Mars?
I don't know if you knew that.
Oh we'd stay up late playing cards,
Henri Winterman Cigars.
Though she never told me her name,
I still love you, Girl From Mars.

Sitting in our dreamy days by the water's edge,
On a cool summer's night.
Fireflies and the stars in the sky,
Gentle glowing light,
From your cigarette.
The breeze blowing softly on my face,
Reminds me of something else.
Something that in my memory has been replaced,
Suddenly it all comes back.
And as I look to the stars.

I remember the time I knew a Girl From Mars,
I don't know if you knew that.
Oh we'd stay up late playing cards,
Henri Winterman Cigars.
Though she never told me her name,
I still love you, Girl From Mars.

Surging through the darkness over the moonlight strand,
Electricity in the air.
Twisting all through the night on the terrace,
Now that summer's here.
I know you are almost in love with me,
I can see it in your eyes.
Strange light shimmering over the sea tonight,
And it almost blows my mind
And as I look to the stars

I remember the time I knew a Girl From Mars,
I don't know if you knew that.
Oh we'd stay up late playing cards,
Henri Winterman Cigars.
Though she never told me her name,
I still love you, Girl From Mars.

Today I sleep in the chair by the window,
It felt as if you'd returned.
I thought that you were standing over me,
When I woke there was no-one there.
I still love you, Girl From..
Mars

Do you remember the time I knew a Girl From Mars?
I don't know if you knew that.
Oh we'd stay up late playing cards,
Henri Winterman Cigars.
Though she never told me her name.

Do you remember the time I knew a Girl From Mars?
I don't know if you knew that.
Oh we'd stay up late playing cards.
Henri Winterman Cigars.
And I still dream of you,
I still love you, Girl From Mars

 

[skintboy]

Safeway has wrist ache

 

[Spicy2]

Did you know that Ireland has the highest proportion of baked bean consumption in the world, head for head. Fascinating.

Really, what then is the level of air pollution in Ireland?

 

[Kev the Ape]

whats the ryder cup score??

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Its a bright and clear morning with long sunny spells, calm and temperatures of around 14C. Very pleasant indeed.

 

[Titanic]

whats the ryder cup score??

11-5 to Europe