Tickets still available for QPR!

[Blackadder]

Charlie's Shinpad.

I used to take my two boys to football. Like yours, they decided they didn't want to go any more.

Have to say, I enjoy it more going with my mates now! Can have a pint and not worry about the kids.

If I didn't have a season ticket I would probably watch it at the local with friends.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

As a public service, I've put FG's rant through da Ali G translata:-

tv is killin football and yous miss so much on da box. theres da rain lashin in at yous as da clouds chill a fresh thunderstorm in da umid skyline, theres da smoke of somethin batty driftin from silent around da ground, theres da stink of chips lingering wiv dat stink of curry sauce wiv everythin theres those wicked gypsy bitches in da sales caravan, da chance of a tasty pc bitch friskin yous as yous let it rip, da singing of peta ward as is name disappears into da trees as yous watch some nutta climb one thun fall as da pigs chase them up and down da area of outstandin natural beauty da flag of withdean a giant of all flags bein waved to yous as yous grab a greasy burga and a fingernail inside special cruncy sausage and ya chips theres da sound of da stranglers and da clash as yous let it rip and leave da ringing of sussex by da sea on quillions as mobiles as everyone reaches into their pockets all at da same time betta synchrosination than da mexican wave theres da odd chance yous may check a goal dig arty beltin it so ard da camera cant evun catch da finish udda than da net swayin in da wicked wind let along da boot of uff and puff as he belts a concelation goal against da singers from west london, theres tso much yous will be not in da house on da tele, we dont get any adverts at withdean afterall na do we get interferance from atmospheric pressure in these igh climate times, na do we get cramp from sittin still so long as we get up fro da 1st 20 mins of each alf as so many late comers forget to put their watches on and arrive so late, no do we get an irritatin symbol and scoreline in da corna of da screun of view we is brainiest enogh to know da score we dont need and elp by constantly displayin it na do we get wally andy gray commentin on da game we get real entertainment supplied by real people in a real story dat cant be repeated and is instant we get real action no relayed we check da cukabilly and elp it financially despite it all goin to a pipe dream we is givin to da cukabilly in da mostest direct way we is supporters of da albion and refuse to let these tele merchants dictate to us whun is where we will elp and check our crew we dont borrow in we go to da games.

Still makes no sense.

 

[Blackadder]

 

[berkshire seagull]

Or maybe most people can't be arsed to keep posting off for tickets and hoping grrrrrr.
2 envolopes 2 stamps and then wait mmmmm!

 

[Withdean and I]

Mmmm...tuff choice...sit with stiffs in ground with no atmosphere or have a takeaway from Newick Village Tandoori and watch it with my Dad and Brother on widescreen....ps call me fairweather but we go away alot and have been loyal since 1977!

 

[albiongirl]

Well I,m happy my tickets arrived for the match and I,m not in block J!!!!!!! Result I,m also going to tape the match as well to relive it all again perfect