Thursday afternoon caption competition

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ITV-F1's Louise Goodman and Frank Dernie of the Williams team

 

[sir danny cullip]

You have beautiful eyes...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Come on sleep with me. I am telling you, Alonso is this big!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I drew a 6 inch Michael Poomarker last night on my wife's panties. She and i became pleased.

 

[dougdeep]

"What are we doing on a Brighton messageboard?"

 

[Grendel]

"So Frank, just why did you have your penis grafted onto your left hand?"

 

[Trufflehound]

"Take your paws off my invisible strap-on you pervert."

 

[Seagullible]

I'm sure this is 12 inches

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Its only usually that small in cold weather - honest !

 

[colinpants]

pull my finger

 

[Trigger]

"Ah, my fried eggs have arrived, they'll go nicely with my cup of tea".

 

[Bakesy]

Anyone else think he looks like TLO........minus the goaty

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Dam you ugly, i swear you look better on the box

 

[Trufflehound]

It's all done on Scalectrix really. The cars are actually only this big...

 

[Biscuit]

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because for years Ive been telling them this is 12"!


Back an inch dear..

*crash*

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Could you tell me where the 38 bus stops?'

 

[Marc]

I've got this new metal detector and...