Three Quarter Length Trousers

[Trufflehound]

I used to have some three quarter width trousers. Had to get rid of them because my knob kept falling out and catching on passsers-by.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Have you got some of those sunglasses with really shiny lenses and a receding hairline?

 

[Trufflehound]

Have you got some of those sunglasses with really shiny lenses and a receding hairline?

Would that stop my knob falling out?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Would that stop my knob falling out?

Indefinitely.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Cool;

 

[Beach Hut]

You are just jealous as you don't have the figure

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I have 2 pairs.

A Nike pair that I would wear with white trainers and no socks for playing football on the beach, that kind of stuff. They are a bit gay, now I think about it.

And a Ted Baker pair that are smarter, to be worn to the pub, etc. These ones are much less gay.

 

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[hans kraay fan club]

Just to be on the safe side, I'll accessorise them with my wife and two kids.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Appropiate footwear for short trousers;

 

[tedebear]

Short longs are very hard to wear properly, depends on the footware and your overall dress sense, they can often end up looking a little German beer swilling gay man though.... Worn well they can be good....

 

[rool]

They look ok on my 12 year old son and maybe fit yoofs (fit as in healthy not that I fancy them ok) but not sure they would be so becoming on a 42 year old with white hair and a beer belly.

It'll be rolled up trousers and a knotted hanky for my trip to spain.

Did I tell you about my holiday arrangements?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I've got a rather snazzy pair I bring out in the Summer. When I combine them with a vest top I get called "Australian Wifebeater" at work.

 

[The Wookiee]

Perfect day for a bit of naturism

 

[Bad Ash]

What is the point of three quarter length trousers?

They are a statement which says "I'm old, but I'm cool" or "I'm in touch with my feminine side".

 

[Gully]

Now I can remember them being a female fashion statement in the early 80's, think they were called pedal-pushers back then, next thing blokes will be wearing skirts.

 

[Uncle Buck]

They are a statement which says "I'm old, but I'm cool" or "I'm in touch with my feminine side".

So mid life crisis and unsure of sexuality is what they stand for?

 

[Gully]

By jove, I think we are getting there!

 

[Buzzer]

I like just below the knee shorts because I've got great legs.

 

[Bad Ash]

So mid life crisis and unsure of sexuality is what they stand for?

It's will mean either statements applies. Possibly both, but not necessarily, I guess that depends on the extremity of your midlife crisis.