[Misc] Thread full of bizarre things you've looked up on Google

[Juan Albion]

For me it is probably "Does your weight change when you fart?

The answer is: probably not.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Are polar bears black? Turns out they are.

 

[Tokyohands]

North Stand Chat has been an endless source of bizarreness ever since I looked it up.

 

[el punal]

My sister in law didn’t know what a butt-plug was. I enlightened her via Google and various images. She was not impressed.

 

[Poojah]

What does a shaved koala look like?

Answer:

 

[Swansman]

What does a shaved koala look like?

Answer:
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Gawd hope that shite goes extinct.

 

[Yes Chef]

Looking at my browsing history, the strangest recent searches are 'William Shockley', 'Heerenveen' and 'How many cubs do badgers have?'
All unrelated of course, I'm not a eugenicist from Holland worried about Badger family planning

 

[Eeyore]

For me it is probably "Does your weight change when you fart?

The answer is: probably not.

It can. Trapped wind can bloat.

I remember losing a pound after a really good dump once.

 

[schmunk]

site:northstandchat.com "Pretty pink fairy"

 

[gripper stebson]

I am currently researching a script and had to warn my wife that should she stumble across my search history there was no need to panic!

'What happens when you overdose on painkillers?'
'What happens when you hire an escort?'
'What is the best way to kill yourself?'
'How long do the police search for missing children?'

It's for this - www.sixyearsgone.com - I promise!

 

[Gabbafella]

If a bird migrates, does it understand foreign birds?
Where do snails get their shells?
Can eating too many bananas kill you?
How radioactive is a Brazil nut?
What is space-docking?

 

[schmunk]

What is space-docking?

 

[albionfan37]

It can. Trapped wind can bloat.

I remember losing a pound after a really good dump once.

You shit gold ehh

 

[Change at Barnham]

The difference between one million seconds and one billion seconds measured in months and years.

Have a look, you won't believe it!

 

[Icy Gull]

It can. Trapped wind can bloat.

I remember losing a pound after a really good dump once.

Weighing yourself before and after a dump is truly bizarre. Kudos

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

For me it is probably "Does your weight change when you fart?

The answer is: probably not.

Depends whether or not you follow through.

 

[Brok]

I asked Google... "What is an anagram of Thomas Tuchel?"

She said ... "Satchel Mouth"

I thought ... "What a wonderful World"

 

[Dave the OAP]

Very sadly I am turning into a golfing w4nker. I find myself searching google for reviews of irons I won’t pay stupid money for, or golf balls and then trawling ebay to find cheap versions.


Btw. DONT register with WISH!

I bought some wooden modelling stuff which was great, but now they think I am some sort of pervert as all I get is knocked off lego adverts ( Chinese version) , woodworking tools that will change my life seemly and women’s racey clothing!

 

[Juan Albion]

Depends whether or not you follow through.

Which, in turn, depends on whether it sticks to your butt cheeks or not.

 

[Weststander]

An exciting one. How to remove a Honda rotary mower blade, where the bolts have siezed up?

The youtube DIY videos are dominated by macho yanks exaggerating the strain on their upper arm muscles with each lightweight task.

Plus you have to fast forward the first couple of minutes where they go through the basics of "This is a socket set".