[Albion] Those top 10 conspiracy theories

[Tooting Gull]

Princess Diana and Dodi were murdered by the intelligence services

The 1969 moon landing was faked

The pyramids were built by aliens

A second gunman planted by the CIA on the grassy knoll killed JFK

5G wireless towers gave everyone Covid

The Earth is in fact flat

Reptilian overlords/lizard people control the planet

The 9/11 attacks were an inside job

Denver Airport is the secret HQ of the Illuminati..

and of course..

Fans of Arsenal FC and clown manager Arteta insist they are victims of a corrupt season-long vendetta from the PGMOL to deny them the Premier League title

 

[Whoislloydy]

Don't forget that birds aren't real and they're just CIA drones

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Denver Airport is the secret HQ of the Illuminati..

I thought that was the Southwick Tunnel.

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

I do feel that some people outside arsenal have allowed themselves to sink into conspiracy theory.

There are some signs it appears to be leaking in.

It won't help them so worries from our point of view

 

[Eeyore]

I thought that was the Southwick Tunnel.

I was going through there Saturday. I did think that it was entirely plausible that it could be a nuclear bunker. After all, they do exist for sure. It's quite a dull theory as it doesn't really seem that unlikely.

 

[Is it PotG?]

I was going through there Saturday. I did think that it was entirely plausible that it could be a nuclear bunker. After all, they do exist for sure. It's quite a dull theory as it doesn't really seem that unlikely.

Is there access from the bunker to Tesco/McD and the cashmere section in M&S?
Would certainly make life far more palatable in there.

 

[Han Solo]

I'm not supposed to talk about conspiracy theories but...

"my football team isn't getting the ref decisions I want so clearly the world is working against us" is VERY common among all sets of football fans.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I'm not supposed to talk about conspiracy theories but...

"my football team isn't getting the ref decisions I want so clearly the world is working against us" is VERY common among all sets of football fans.

True. But Arsenal have gone 'next level, David Icke' on us.

 

[Eeyore]

I'm not supposed to talk about conspiracy theories but...

"my football team isn't getting the ref decisions I want so clearly the world is working against us" is VERY common among all sets of football fans.

No, it's those of us who suggest that fans of all 92 clubs that think this is the case may be wrong who are subject to the conspiracy theories. We are the PGMoles, the secret service of the FA, placed on forums to disrupt the flow of ire when the referee fails to give a penalty for a tap on the forward's shoulder.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Michelle Obama is a man, according to a friends neighbour.

 

[jcdenton08]

Michelle Obama is a man, according to a friends neighbour.

That’s mental and even more offensive than Viola Davis’s caricature of her in that awful movie.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Have you ever noticed that the people who support insane conspiracy theories appear, to sheeples, to be unhinged loonies?

There's something going on.

 

[Frutos]

JFK shot himself, as per the documentary "Tikka To Ride"

 

[jcdenton08]

JFK shot himself, as per the documentary "Tikka To Ride"

I love that documentary

 

[Algernon]

Cellars used to be above ground before the great mud "something or other" and churches were power stations receiving electricity from the ether.

 

[Lenny Rider]

I’ve wrestled, not in a Jackie Pallo way, about the Moon Landings.

Whilst in a Cold War context it was imperative the Yanks beat the Ruskies to the Moon, it was something JFK had promised in his 1961 White House inauguration speech, but surely there were too many people involved at NASA and the like for it not to have got out in the last 55 and a half years?

And Arsenal, they will always think the worlds against them

 

[portlock seagull]

Anyone who believes any of those needs sectioning or their genes stopped from being passed down. Planet crazy enough without license to breed more loons!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Anyone who believes any of those needs sectioning or their genes stopped from being passed down. Planet crazy enough without license to breed more loons!

I'd like to argue with you but the chip secretly implanted into my arm under the pretence of the "COVID vaccine" no longer allows me to think critically.

That was after every government on earth faked this so-called "coronavirus" to scare us all into submission so they could implant these very chips, by the way. Them and Bill Gates.

 

[A1X]

Princess Diana and Dodi were murdered by the intelligence services

The 1969 moon landing was faked

The pyramids were built by aliens

A second gunman planted by the CIA on the grassy knoll killed JFK

5G wireless towers gave everyone Covid

The Earth is in fact flat

Reptilian overlords/lizard people control the planet

The 9/11 attacks were an inside job

Denver Airport is the secret HQ of the Illuminati..

and of course..

Fans of Arsenal FC and clown manager Arteta insist they are victims of a corrupt season-long vendetta from the PGMOL to deny them the Premier League title

 

[Invicta]

Anyone who believes any of those needs sectioning or their genes stopped from being passed down. Planet crazy enough without license to breed more loons!

By the law of averages one of them probably true, must be Arsenal!