Those African money scams

[Superphil]

Well, what do you make of this, an email just sent to my website contact address;


Dear sir,
We are seeking for a friendly match between your club and a club in nigeria to promote soccer among our youth.
Moreso, we want u to specified which category of the team u will like to meet for the friendly match. we have team of U14, U17,U20.
We will like to play the match both away and home to make our team be of international standard in the game of soccer.
please kindly reply us back to know if our invitation is grantted.
Happy ramadan kareem.
best regard.
Abdul akeem
0508643526

 

[wehatepalace]

Well, what do you make of this, an email just sent to my website contact address;


Dear sir,
We are seeking for a friendly match between your club and a club in nigeria to promote soccer among our youth.
Moreso, we want u to specified which category of the team u will like to meet for the friendly match. we have team of U14, U17,U20.
We will like to play the match both away and home to make our team be of international standard in the game of soccer.
please kindly reply us back to know if our invitation is grantted.
Happy ramadan kareem.
best regard.
Abdul akeem
0508643526

Tell them that it's ok and you'll start the arangements but it will cost them 10 grand in match fees

 

[REDLAND]

I wonder how much they'll want upfront to ship the team over and get them all in footer boots ??

 

[robbied69]

I wonder how much they'll want upfront to ship the team over and get them all in footer boots ??

its ok, just give them your bank details, make it easier.

 

[questier]

tell them u have 8,000 ugandan dollars, that need to be transfered into their account, ask them for their bank details

 

[readingstockport]

And they'll want your help to process their asylum claims.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Good luck finding a local U-14 team who's Mums are happy for them to go and play the away leg in Lagos!

 

[Superphil]

So come on then, who's going to write the best reply for me to send?

 

[Les Biehn]

Dear Abdul Akeem

All of us here at the White Supremacist Soccer League would be more than happy to host a game with you and your team.

Superphil.

 

[Badger]

We will like to play the match both away and home to make our team be of international standard in the game of soccer.

Let me guess they want to play the away leg first, but need to fund the flights

 

[Hiney]

Dear Abdul Akeem,

Happy Ramadamadingdong to you too.

Thank you for your kind invitation. We are team of homo boys in brighton england and would like very much to play soccerball with you. we love big black boys here in england and i know you will be made very welcome here.

Our boys are very experienced and would hope to learn even more from a team of Nigerian boys.

I do hope you can come here and show us how africaboys do it.

Kind regards

etc etc



*thatprobablywon'tscarethemoffalmostcertainlytheopposite!*

 

[Superphil]

Class Hiney, Class!

My only worry, if I respond to this will I just get hundreds of spam emails, ie, will I just be announcing that the address is live?