Reading Posh
Sophisticated rhetorician
Serves me right, I've just walked straight in to a pillar while gawking at the arse on one of the secretaries.
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Thongs - praise the Lord, blame the devil?
- Thread starter Reading Posh
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Safeway
M0DERAT0R
Everyone should wear thongs.
Italiaseagull
New member
Crotchless thongs! 
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
imho - depends on who there on - fat birds noooooooooo fit birds
Seagullible
Super Keeper
Safeway Seagull said:
Sorry but worst site is seeing the back of a thong on a fat 16 year old Slough slapper wearing a pink velvet tracksuit thats slipped down too far! Definately not for all!
Dropkick Turnip
Member
But very Turnip-friendlyWozza said:
Albion Dan
Banned
The best site in the world is seeing a girls thong hanging out of the back of a fit girls jeans/Arse. I think it should be compulsary dress for all women, well that and skirts that resemble belts!
CAFC Matt
New member
Thongs and tight white trousers
Soton Seagull
Well-known member
Like all good things, it only encourages fat birds to follow suit. They should only make them in fit bird sizes.
Reading Posh
Sophisticated rhetorician
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Yup, that was the genesis of my embarrassment
Dropkick Turnip
Member
Agreed but when I see them hanging out the top of a reasonable bird's jeans (Mel Blatt from All Saints springs to mind) then it doesn't do much for me I'm afraid.Soton Seagull said:Like all good things, it only encourages fat birds to follow suit. They should only make them in fit bird sizes.
Reading Posh
Sophisticated rhetorician
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Oooh can I share a secret? I work with Stuart Zender's mum.
Albion Dan
Banned
Dropkick Turnip said:
Is this a typo or are you :safeway:
fat lass+ thong+ velvet/tracksuit/cheap nasty jeans with bits on them = horribleness on a par with waking up in bed with a tory MP 
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on the other hand a thong on a fit lady is worth more than two in the hand 
:on the other hand a thong on a fit lady is worth more than two in the hand
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
mel blatt =
bhaexpress
New member
Thongs ? yeth, I love thinging them.
Seriously it appears that most women in the US wear them but, as has been previous said, Junoesque Ladies should avoid (and as anybody who's been here will tell you, they tend to be more Jumbo than Juno).
Seriously it appears that most women in the US wear them but, as has been previous said, Junoesque Ladies should avoid (and as anybody who's been here will tell you, they tend to be more Jumbo than Juno).
Dropkick Turnip
Member
No, I'm not safeway but there was a picture I saw in a girl's magazine (not mine 'cos I'm not gay before you ask again) where she was falling into/out of a car, the jeans were halfway around her arse and the thong was up around her armpits. I'm all for seeing knickers when you're not really supposed to and it's a bit of a forbidden fruit but that look just doesn't hit it for me I'm afraid.Albion Dan said:
See, even a dedicated lech has standards!