This is Very Odd

[Virgo's Haircut]

Maybe fixtures etc....

Have a chat

 

[Da Man Clay]

bizzare

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

she dont like you swearing

 

[Zed Seagull]

crazy woman

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

I asked her if she liked cheese, and her reply was, that she liked Joey from Friends

 

[Gully]

It is totally bizarre, I told her that I had just bought a car for ten pounds, she said that was very cheap. Later she asked me how much I had paid for the car, my reply was ten pounds, she then said it was expensive.

We chatted for a little longer before, as a typical man, my thoughts turned to football. I asked her how many goals Brighton would score on Sunday, she replied, not as many as you might think. I then asked her how many Crewe would score, her reply, 1 million. It sounds like it might be a high scoring game as I then asked if Brighton would win, she thinks so.

That woman is barking mad.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Ask her if she takes it up the arse

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Ask her if she takes it up the arse

I did, she's ignoring me now

 

[Wardy]

It is totally bizarre, I told her that I had just bought a car for ten pounds, she said that was very cheap. Later she asked me how much I had paid for the car, my reply was ten pounds, she then said it was expensive.

We chatted for a little longer before, as a typical man, my thoughts turned to football. I asked her how many goals Brighton would score on Sunday, she replied, not as many as you might think. I then asked her how many Crewe would score, her reply, 1 million. It sounds like it might be a high scoring game as I then asked if Brighton would win, she thinks so.

That woman is barking mad.

I asked if she liked football and was told she was a leeds fan. I then suggested she moved to Brighton and become a Brighton fan, to which she asked if I like Terminator. I asked what that had to do with her moving to Brighton and she asked me why I had mentioned terminator?

She if f***ed in the head.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I asked "How often do you have a poo?"

To which I got the reply "Hourly"

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

"do you take it up the arse"

"HAHA! I imagine you take it up your arse, jerk"

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Q. "are you a lesbian?"

A. "no I don't like other women in that way"

Q. "why not?"

A. "It doesn't sound fun to me. It sounds dangerous"

 

[chez]

I just called her a dirty slut and she said she learnt it from my mother!!!!!!!!! Cheeky tart.

 

[chez]

If you reply excellent to any of her comments she starts calling you Mr Burns!

 

[wadhurstseagull]

She does not know the best way to transport soft fruit around the World or have a favourite way of transporting soft fruit. Useless - she's now ignoring me!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I asked if we can see her tits, and she said ok lets do it.

 

[DTES]

Told me she was a Leeds fan too. Strange programming - obviously still at the lower reaches of intelligence....

 

[DTES]

And now, randomly, she's asked me:

'Why do they call it a TV "set" when there's only one?'

Weird.

 

[Gully]

Probably because set can mean a group of things.

I asked her if Brighton would get a new ground at Falmer, she replied "does it matter", I didn't bother to reply, don't think that she is capable of either argument or reasoned judgement.

 

[DTES]

Probably because set can mean a group of things.

Yes. Was just a really random question.