This is not a rebel song...

[Dan Aitch]

... but a protest song or two might not go amiss.

Any suggestions?

How about 'Woman' by The Anti Nowhere League - "Far queue, far queue, don't you tell me what to do - Sami - you're annoying me-ee!".

No?

 

[Superphil]

You sit around the dugout in your Nike tracksuit
You're looking a clown, you're always picking your nose
Sami, you're a ****ing mess

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

You've let your fans down,
You've let your fans down,
You stupid ?s,
You've let your fans down.