This could save your life!!! Absolutely.

[Juan Albion]

Here is how to react to hungry pythons:

Remember not to run away, the python can go faster. The thing to do is to lie flat on the ground on your back with your feet together, arms at your side, head well down. The python will then try to push its head under you, experimenting at every possible point. Don’t panic!

You must let him swallow your foot. It is quite painless and it will take a long time. If you lose your head and struggle, he will quickly whip his coils around you. If you keep calm and still, he will go on swallowing. Wait patiently until he has swallowed up to about your knee. Then carefully take out your knife and insert it into the distended side of his mouth and with a quick rip slit him up.

 

[Curious Orange]

'Cos hungry pythons are common in the south of England....?

 

[Juan Albion]

Well you never know, what with global warming and all...

 

[DTES]

I think it's too hot here for your average giraffe at the moment, never mind the pythons. Although I wouldn't let a giraffe eat my foot.

 

[Juan Albion]

I think it's too hot here for your average giraffe at the moment, never mind the pythons. Although I wouldn't let a giraffe eat my foot.

I wouldn't try it with alligators, either, unless you are a Palarse fan. I'm told that's perfectly safe for anyone from Selhurst. In fact it is recommended.

 

[bhaexpress]

Seems that you should not 'siphon the python' then.

 

[jimmy hill's chin]

well if you need to escape an alligator what you need to do is run in a zig-zag and they follow your pattern and they do it slowly coz there tail is heavy but if you run in a straight line they catch you and eat you which is always bad

 

[CHAPPERS]

Very interesting an informative.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

And if you've left your knife on the kitchen dresser, before your amble through the rain forest at the end of the garden?

 

[Rochester Seagull]

How do you know he'll take your feet first he might start at the head.

Get up and leg it I say.

 

[JJ McClure]

Can we expect to see Steve Irwin legging it across the south downs in search of said python?

"don't worry fella, you're alright"

 

[Everest]

If a big grizzly comes at you, run downhill. They're front legs are shorter than the back ones and they keep falling over.
If there's no hill or the bear is on a motorbike, well frankly, you're f***ed.

 

[Rambo]

This will come in very useful when Iam back in Nam.