things you want to do before you DIE

[turienzo's lovechild]

imagine you have one month to live

whatcha wanna do?


1) rob a BANK

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

see falmer built

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Emirgrate to Austrailia.

 

[Da Man Clay]

see Brighton win the premiership

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Emirgrate to Austrailia.

be a bit pointless EMIGRATING when you're gonna die in a MONTH kev


just go on holiday..much easier

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

A menage a sept, with Girls Aloud, Charlotte Church and Sarah Beeney































Well, it's a lot more realistic then Falmer being built thanks to those Just wish they would

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Place a bet on 3-2-5 in Greyhound Racing, and then watching it come in.










































It never does through.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What's the point of placing a bet? With one month to live, why would you be interested in trying to win money?

You will a hell alot off money if 3-2-5 comes in.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yeah kev your last month is gonna be RUBBISH

take ages sorting out living in australia, only to die a month later

and

get loads of money, then die a month later

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Wank over the edge of the eiffel tower and see everyone below covered by my juices

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'd like to STREAK at a major spoting event


completely naked


and yeah..i'd like to see any south american football match, barcelona-real madrid, inter-ac

i'd also like to urinate on someone famous, on live tv

maybe the QUEEN

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Wank over the edge of the eiffel tower and see everyone below covered by my juices

TOP answer

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'd like to have sex with someone really FAMOUS, then sell my story, then i'd be famous, then i'd die

die FAMOUS


they'd have 2 minute silences and stuff

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Shag Rachel Stevens.

Perform the civil ceremony for Kev and Audrey.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yeah good shout


my next one is


9) cause a bomb scare