Mine would be...
1 - Stop your kids kicking the back of my fecking chair
2 - Stop getting so excited you shout "handball" when it's one of our players that's touched the ball
3 - Can you sit down more quickly when you've stood up to shout at the ref
4 - Stop singing GOSBTS in time but completely out of tune
5 - Stop singing/shouting/chanting full stop - this is the east stand don't you know.
1 - Stop your kids kicking the back of my fecking chair
2 - Stop getting so excited you shout "handball" when it's one of our players that's touched the ball
3 - Can you sit down more quickly when you've stood up to shout at the ref
4 - Stop singing GOSBTS in time but completely out of tune
5 - Stop singing/shouting/chanting full stop - this is the east stand don't you know.