Things that the salesperson conveniently forgot to mention.

[Binney on acid]

That Labradoodle that has just cost you £1350 likes nothing more than to roll in fox shit.

Those ceiling lights look great, don't they? Shame it's impossible to change the bulbs. You'll just have to buy a new unit ever time a bulb goes.

You'll need a good defence. I haven't seen him catch a cross yet.

To a passenger on The Titanic. You could always go first class. You won't be needing a return ticket.

 

[Hove Seagull]

When you have installed Sky broadband, you can connect it to your Sky + HD box and get Sky anytime + on demand. Choose from around 500 movies for free. Oh no that is what the salesman did tell me. What he didn't tell me is that we have the wrong type of Sky + HD box, and we can't get it! (even though he had all the details of our equipment on his screen at the time)