Things that should never appear at a football match...

[Marty McFly]

1 - Face paint and wigs

2 - Novelty hats

3 - David Pleat or John Motson commentating...

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

4) Mexican Waves

 

[Trigger]

5) Twat Chops

 

[Marty McFly]

4) Mexican Waves

Good shout.

6 -

7 -

 

[Beach Hut]

8. Music after a goal is scored

 

[Marty McFly]

9 - Mascots and cheerleaders

 

[John Bumlick]

 

[cannedheat]

Santa is a Brighton fan hats.

 

[Horsham Gull]

anything inflatable

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Ken Bates

 

[dougdeep]

Scaffolding with seats on.

 

[Beach Hut]

Countdown clocks that rarely work in the 2nd half

 

[e77]

I saw David Pleat at the Millwall game last night. Fact!

 

[Ernest]

Idiots like this

 

[Peppermint Tea]

Uber-gooner Osama Bin-Laden. But he was a regular in the Highbury days apparently.
Wonder if he did away days with the boys...

 

[Trigger]

I'm not quite sure anyone else has got this one yet as normally one of them would have bitten by now...

 

[Mr deez]

Stale baguettes.

 

[Horsham Gull]

Lander?

 

[Buzzer]

 

[Basil Fawlty]

We had one inflated last night, before the game kicked off.