Things that make you cringe

[csider]

Pete Dohertys finger nails.

 

[Questions]

Getting your foreskin caught in your zip. I haven`t done it since my teens but I still live in fear of it.

 

[Frutos]

Pete Dohertys finger nails.

Pete Doherty in general. Amy Wino too, for that matter.

They should both be locked up for their own wellbeing, else I reckon at least one of them will have drunk/drugged themselves to death within a year.

 

[Jamon Jamon]

...what I got up to on friday night

 

[footychick]

Taking out/putting in my oven shelves, the thought of it is making me cringe

 

[Gully]

...people who say "yaah" and not yes!

 

[Zesh Rehman]

The thought of slipping in the bath and whacking your teeth on the taps

f*** me that sounds grim

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Taking out/putting in my oven shelves, the thought of it is making me cringe

I think your making a name of yourself as a bit of a housewife

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Stupid, chubby, over the hill office birds who bang on about "Working hard but playing hard" and their equally moronic male counterparts who spend all day tripping over their own heads tring to impress the one vaguely attractive bint in the place who would much rather be taking it from behind from some rough handed bricky rather than shag any of these under developed fuckwits.

People who moan about their girlfriends/boyfriends but never do anything about the problem.

Funniest post of the day

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

On the Turkish State TV 3rd channel there is an Open UNiveristy course for English (produced about 15 years ago)which includes an ongoing soap opera. For my sins I played in some of those episodes.

They are still bloody playing them and whenever someone mentions them (particualrly students at the university) I just want a hole to open up and swallow me!

The words...'I saw you on TV last night, sir' terrify me!!!

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Perhaps better than:

'I saw you with a TV last night sir'

 

[Gully]

Or: "Last night I dreamt that you were a TV"

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

But with those they won't have any video evidence!! I really don't want to walk into a classroom with me (of 15 years ago... very very sad... I had a moustache ) being played on the video!!!

 

[hart's shirt]

The sound of a bone cracking - especially on the football field.

 

[Common as Mook]

Plastic Mancs who sing "U-N-I-T-E-D, United are the team for me" in a faux northern accent.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The afternoon my dad walked into my room and caught me twanging my erect dick (you know, when you sort of bend it forward til it snaps back and makes a whacking sound on your belly, tee hee).

The thing was, I wasn't actually wanking! But cos this was one Christmas time he spent the rest of the festive season telling our relatives how he got me vaseline for my present

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Stubbing your toe on the legs of tables/beds etc

 

[SurreySeagulls]

watching football games on TV when a played brakes his ankle etc i.e David Buust of Coventry and Eduardo of Arsenal. Makes me truly scared when having to watch them over and over again like some kind of sick perversion.

 

[Titanic]

Peter Lilley 'singing' at Conservative Party conferences.

"I have a Little List" in 1992 was frankly shocking... but WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY did he not learn?

"Land of Chattering Classes" in 1998 was the all-time most cringeworthy moment in party political history.

It even beats Neil Kinnock at Sheffield, which is saying something... "We're alright, We're alright!!!"

 

[csider]

having shit/sweetcorn on your cock when pulling out of a birds arse.