Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
...those girls singing and supporting Zenit last week against Rangers looked pretty right to me!
The thought of a dart piercing my eye
blokes putting kisses on text messages to other blokes fucks me off
was going to say that one, followed by attempting to pull the dart out and the whole eye coming out with it...not ncie thought...
also the thought of somebody slowly crushing your testicles in a vice so you hear them crush...
- the sound of liquid being poured froma bottle into a glass makes me angry like the Hulk, if it's amplified on TV I see red.
And you were a f****ing BARMAN.
...those girls singing and supporting Zenit last week against Rangers looked pretty right to me!
- raising the end of sentences like an australian, i can't remember the correct word for it? horrible.