Things that get said in every. single. world cup

[Giraffe]

This lad could be the new *insert Pele/Maradona/Cruyf/Van Basten/Klinnsman etc etc

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The Dutch in their magnificent orange kit

brazil in their legendary yellow kit

The French look clueless

the Africans are having a great time

Klose was close

Heskey....has missed

 

[The Spanish]

Excellent shout.

Because of course, it's NEVER hot in England. EVER.

But South Africa in Winter will suit us because it's never about 15 degrees celcius in ANY other country except England.

and these half baked theories are again indisputedly borne out by Scotlands dazzzling successes in the similar climates of Iceland and the Faroes.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Spain and England are the great underachieve...oh, hold on. That one has changed.

 

[nwgull]

Would have got away with that tackle in the Premiership.

 

[jimhigham]

We'll be back with the Big Match...after this break.

 

[IKDRF]

Or John Motsons most colloqial phrase... 'and Ingelend are out of the World Cup'

and...

'Well Engalnd drew their first match in 66 and went on to win it'

'What do you think of England chances?' By any random pundit to a foreign studio guest desperate in the hope they will say something positive which they normally do as the fee is good

How about the worst one of all:

'well the tournament really kicks off tomorrow because its England v ....' cringe worthy

 

[The Large One]

Spain and England are the great underachieve...oh, hold on. That one has changed.

Um, not in the World Cup it hasn't.

Yet.

 

[Bry Nylon]

"Dear oh dear...Nobody likes to see that..."

(To TV footage of sunburnt England supporters ripping up plastic seats and offering out baton-wielding riot police).

Yes we do!

 

[BrightonBiatch]

A Commentator Will Use the Words class , Efficient and German In the Same Sentence.

 

[Mr Smggles]

im going to go with "goal"