Things that annoy you that really shouldn't

[Lush]

Pedant alert: technically it should be "May I have", not "Can I have"

People who don't say "Please", as in "Please may I have"

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Jim Rosenthal (& anything he has ever introduced or 'anchored').

 

[Twinkle Toes]

"He's literally cut Lampard in half there".

Now that would take a BIG saw.

Shirley that's not an underhand 'pop' at Ronglish is it edna??!

 

[Kenhead]

Following on from the underground, i get really annoyed when someone is standing with there back to the wall infront of a tube map so blocking my view of the map to see where i need next.

 

[SNOOBS]

People who type "leDgend"

That Churchill advert where the woman sings Her voice is so, SO annoying

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

People eating on television
People eating in cinemas
people eating on public transport

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

David Starkey

I know he's a very clever man, and clearly an expert on Tudor England, but I WISH he could say more than 3 words at a time.

"But... when the great Queen Anne.... found out that... it was not real blood"

AAARRRGH

This program would be some much better had he left someone else to speak for him.

 

[Marty McFly]

People.

 

[Easy 10]

The complete erasure

Are you kidding ?
Thats a f***ing GREAT album !

 

[British Bulldog]

thankfully, i'm not disabled, but seeing able bodied people parking in disabled spaces in supermarket car parks really pisses me off (and yes, I do say something)

I am disabled and people who do that piss me off big time and I cant believe the arrogance some people show when you say something to them about it as well, I swear to god somebody doing it is going to catch me in a bad mood one day and they're gonna end up getting my walking stick wrapped round they're head.

 

[glasfryn]

Hassocks train station
Mobile phone unlocking shops
Price comparison websites
Times new roman font
Kebab shops
Leggings on girls
The names Davin and Rogan
The smell of petrol
Dust
Trying to navigate round facebook
Jugglers
Vin Diesel
Reality TV singers who wiggle their hands up and down when singing ballads
Headphones
Virgin Cola
Yale locks
Child actors
Birthday cards with old photos and a smutty comment
Cotton wool
Cats
Ironing
Trimming my nails
Barcelona FC
Fathoy Slim
The word "dog" as in how you doing, dog?
Those days between boxing day and new years day
My nan
People who say skelington
That german professor who does stuff with skelingtons
Cornish nationalists
Sambuca
Pigeons
Local tv presenters
Scouse drag acts


There's probably more

The google logo
London road Market
Jo Brand
Pokemon cards
Pregrated cheese
London lite
Watching someone roll a cigarette
Used teabags
Beggars on trains
Chinos
Beards
Golf
Golf brollies
Bouquets tied to lampposts
British porn
Sienfeld
Windows 98
Arab bloke's fashion sense
People who insist on you taking your shoes off before coming in
People on antiques roadshow who already know how much something is worth
Krazy spelling- donut, kwik, airplane
The price of popcorn in cinemas
Ncp car park attendants
Scottish football
2 pence pieces
Vegetarian bacon
Corn row haircuts
Connect 4
Lip piercings

The way that bouncers stand
Earwax
Caricature painters in Leicester square
St patricks day
People who wear a hoodie underneath a blazer
PETA
David Walliams
Monmouthshire being welsh
Happy shopper own label goods
Being asked if I've got a nectar card
Smelly people at gigs
Oxbridge graduates
Formula one
The archbishop of Canterbury's face
Wing tattoos on the back
Fat biffers with crop tops and thongs showing
Acne
Poodles

Smilies
The way foreigners write the number one
Modern police car sirens
Nokia phones
Tying a knot in balloons
New build houses
The bag of onions you get with a curry
Novelty ties
Orthopaedic shoes
Halloween
Max Clifford
Craft fairs
His and her matching jackets
People who use the abbreviation eg in conversation
Bendy buses
Camp northerners

Leaving the house

would'nt be easier for you to become a hermit ................thought I was bad

 

[Badger]

People that walk in the middle of cycle lanes

Lunch breaks during school holidays

Twitter

 

[CoCoa]

People that walk in the middle of cycle lanes

Lunch breaks during school holidays

Twitter

cyclists that ride on the pavement

shopping during school holidays

 

[Stoo82]

this is what you need Laura.

Just dont order any Peppers.

nothing is safe any more!

Sainsbury's driver sues couple for £5,000 claiming he hurt himself during an internet delivery to their home | Mail Online

 

[Stoo82]

some word anoy me for no reason.

'community'
'perfect'

i feel the need to hurt when i hear them. Am I mad??!

 

[zeemeeuw]

People that do not read the question properly before writing their answer.

 

[Insel affe]

cilla "feckin" black
tom "feckin" jones
shaun "feckin wife beating scottish c*nt" connery
islington "feckin" indie boys
Bill "feckin smarmy " turnbull

This is people that "feckin" annoy you , that should be shot ....right ?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

this is what you need Laura.

Just dont order any Peppers.

I tried that for a while, but I get really frustrated with it. They send you all the crap bits that no-one wants, and the stuff that is going out of date within a couple of days. Sainsbury's have even sent me out of date stuff before!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

People who don't recognise the correct use of "there" and "their" or "your" and "you're".

People who write "would of" instead of "would have" or "would've".

People whou say "pacific" instead of "specific".

Drivers who leave large gaps in front, in traffic jams, so every bugger can cut in.

Old ladies who use shopping trolleys as zimmerframes.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

would'nt be easier for you to become a hermit ................thought I was bad

Apart from the tongue in cheek last one, tell me any of those that I mentioned aren't annoying.