[Misc] Things Nobody Said Ever

[Icy Gull]

Long thread so similar may have already been posted:

“Junior talks a lot of sense and it’s very hard to argue with what he is saying”

 

[El Presidente]

What we really need is an expanded Champions League and fewer teams in the Premier League.

 

[The Clamp]

"I wonder what Pretty Pink Fairy thinks about this..."

 

[zefarelly]

I really enjoyed driving to Gillingham on a Saturday morning.

 

[The Clamp]

"Baker Lite has really enriched this thread"

 

[Insel affe]

He scored... Smith has won it for Brighton

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

I don't think Romesh Ranganathan is on TV enough ...

 

[Horses Arse]

Where's that thread gone?

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[Eeyore]

I don't know why folk don't like Monday's, I've got my colonoscopy and my dentist appointment to look forward to.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

What we need is more Potter, in or out threads.

 

[Eeyore]

“I was unhappy with the outcome of the Brexit vote, but perhaps it’s best if I don’t shoehorn it into this completely unrelated thread.”

I can think of one person who thought that though...

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Hughton was on the verge of resigning before Bloom sacked him for saving us from relegation.

 

[pasty]

Hereford away, May '97, was the least stressful football match I have ever attended.

 

[DavidRyder]

'What's that, you're staying in tonight and you want recommendations for some good quality TV programmes?

Have you never heard of ITV Be?'

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

I actually ate my own shit

I knew a guy in the Army who ate a shit sandwich ( his own) to prove how hard he was. Even after that we still thought he was a tosser.

 

[johanngull]

no one has ever said we should
"create a curfew for men on the streets after 6 pm. which I feel would make women a lot safer, and discrimination of all kinds would be lessened"

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Is everything about leaving the EU with you , by the way like it or not your mate Boris is getting more right than wrong . As for 50 benefits , i think you`ll find there are already far more , and no i will not list them for you . Firstly ( and this is important ) i don`t care , secondly you don`t care because you`re too angry because it doesn`t suit you on a personal level .

Just be happy , we just tore up the highly overinflated never ending super taxed mega interest rated mortgage . And guess what , we can piss where we want to now , not when and where were told to .

Without wishing to derail* this excellent thread, a prime minister isn't an EPL striker (BHA excepted here) so with a 60:40 successful decision ratio ('getting more right than wrong') he sounds to me like a prime minister who will start the week and make it to approximately Thursday before walking out of number ten and carelessly wandering in front of a London Omnibus (probably a number 11) while attempting to navigate his fluffy way to the HoP

I expect Maupay to get less right than wrong. I expect the PM to get almost everything right when it comes to matters of National Importance. Boris, in contrast, is a spaffing dickweasel.

*luckily you beat me to it. Top rant by the way

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I really enjoyed driving to Gillingham on a Saturday morning.

Let me stop you there.

From Faversham, it was a doddle. Calling [MENTION=33649]darkwolf666[/MENTION]

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

"I wonder what Pretty Pink Fairy thinks about this..."

What saddens me is that post got 4 thumbsup and THPP's quip about my musical taste got 63.

Said nobody, apart from me, ever

Taxi!

 

[Bry Nylon]

“I fully anticipate that the slightly distracted man using a circular saw with no safety guard in the opening sequence of Casualty will complete his task without coming to any harm whatsoever.”