[Misc] Things Nobody Said Ever

[*Gullsworth*]

Someone calm Potter down.

 

[Simgull]

I’m so glad you called, I’ve been itching to tell someone about the accident I had in the last two years.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I’m so glad you called, I’ve been itching to tell someone about the accident I had in the last two years.

Or, in a similar situation "why yes, I'm sure my Internet does have a massive issue that you can tell all about from a small call centre in Pune. Would you like my credit card details and logon passwords now?"

 

[Horsham Gull]

That Piers Morgan is a nice chap

 

[Gazwag]

Gemma Collins - I would

 

[Guinness Boy]

Gemma Collins - I would

I wish I could see more of Joey Essex on prime time telly

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

"If only HWT would post some more vids of 80's bands nobody ever heard of"

Don't push me

 

[Simster]

Why on earth did Zaha stay on his feet there? If he'd gone down it was a stonewall penalty.

 

[Postman Pat]

I just find watching the news so uplifting, they should tone it down a bit.
I feel a bit underdressed for Wetherspoons

 

[Hornblower]

I wish that Alan Smith would do more to try and hide his Albion allegiance.

Isn’t it amazing how quickly Brighton players seem to recover from injury.

That Graham Potter needs to take a leaf out of Sean Dyche’s book and calm down.

 

[Binney on acid]

Are you sure that that bloke with the telecaster on the cover of 'Born to Run' is Bruce Springsteen? I thought it was Gilbert O'Sullivan.

I'm not sure that your identical twin sister joining us, is a good idea.

I never thought a statesman would emerge that made Churchill's achievement look quite ordinary, but then along came Boris.

 

[The Rattler]

That Tony Bloom is only in it for the money, he’ll be off as soon as he can mug some rich Russian for a billion.


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[Uh_huh_him]

Gemma Collins - I would

When ever I see Gemma Collins the face that always springs to mind is Jenna Coleman.


They are quite different aren't they?

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Our banking and financial system really is a loving and caring institution,with the well-being and freedom of humanity at the forefront of its policies.

 

[The Wookiee]

I love the ads at the end of each page on NSC - I always click on them and read each one in it’s entirety

 

[Gabbafella]

I like Grealish's hair. It's very manly and not greasy at all.

Of course I don't mind turning off the football, I too can't wait to see what happens to Chardonnay and Tyrone on love island.

No thanks love, 3 blow jobs in a 12 month period is plenty.

 

[father_and_son]

Did somebody say just eat?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Neil Warnock would get my vote as the next Brighton mana.....no, sorry. I can't bring myself to type it

 

[portlock seagull]

I was wrong, I’m sorry.

 

[Gazwag]

I love it when Darren Fletcher utters those immortal words "let's see what Peter Walton has to say"