Things I've never done

[goldstone]

There is apparently a letters thread in one of the broadsheets with people expressing pride in things they've never done.

So here's an NSC version ... be good if we can keep it clean, but probably impossible ...

Here are mine:
1. I've never ever watched one episode of any soap.
2. I've never listened to an episode of the Archers.
3. I've never watched any of the Big Brother or I'm a Celebrity series.
4. I never went to see Jaws.
5. I do not own an MP3, Blackberry, Video Game.
6. I have absolutely no interest in so called "celebrities".

 

[Zesh Rehman]

There is apparently a letters thread in one of the broadsheets with people expressing pride in things they've never done.

So here's an NSC version ... be good if we can keep it clean, but probably impossible ...

Here are mine:
1. I've never ever watched one episode of any soap.
2. I've never listened to an episode of the Archers.
3. I've never watched any of the Big Brother or I'm a Celebrity series.
4. I never went to see Jaws.
5. I do not own an MP3, Blackberry, Video Game.
6. I have absolutely no interest in so called "celebrities".

thanks for that

 

[Goring Gull]

Re: Re: Things I've never done

thanks for that

And you moan about my threads, and once again you've opened one you have no interest in, haven't i told you before about that.

 

[B.M.F]

A pretty woman that s also a nice woman

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Re: Re: Re: Things I've never done

And you moan about my threads, and once again you've opened one you have no interest in, haven't i told you before about that.

ooooo whats up with you today

 

[MikeySmall]

Re: Re: Re: Things I've never done

And you moan about my threads, and once again you've opened one you have no interest in, haven't i told you before about that.

Agreed - pointless kiddy bollocks.

Anyhoo.

1. Eaten a bagel
2. Watched the Godfather


There are more but im thinking like a retard at the moment!!

 

[Trufflehound]

I've never set fire to any large public building.

Probably.

 

[Buzzer]

Voted Labour

Watched ET.

Seen an episode of Lost

 

[Buzzer]

played golf

Bought the Sun or Mirror or Star

 

[tedebear]

Filleted a fish
Used a squatting toilet

 

[Trufflehound]

Rogered a spaniel.

 

[tedebear]

Eaten my national emblem

 

[Hampden Park]

Rogered a spaniel.

you aint missed much m8e

 

[bhaexpress]

Well I've never farted in church, had homosexual sex (whatever Looney says), been to Australia or swam the Channel.

Boring bastard aren't I ? Apart from Trufflehound I've done all of the others and Truff's I have often thought about, especialy any Inland Revenue office.

 

[Trufflehound]

Eaten my national emblem

You should. They're delicious.

 

[tedebear]

You should. They're delicious.

I can't On principle

 

[chip]

bought the Guardian
been in Ikea/Iceland/Asda
owned a French-made car
watched big brother/celebrity whatever

 

[Moshe Gariani]

driven past The Goldstone (RIP) Retail Park

(this became a near thing on Sunday when Mrs G. insisted on visiting Furniture Village...)

 

[Northstander]

Rogered a spaniel.

its great, you can grab hold of those long sexy floppy ears!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I found it to be rather bland tasting, personally.

Edit: Referring to the Kangaroo, not the Spaniel.