There's a poo in my bottom and it won't come out

[dingodan]

Advise please.

 

[martin tyler]

Laxatives?

 

[L2MidgetGem B.H.A Seagull]

Coffee, Prune Juice, Red Bull, Curry. Take your pick

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Coffee, Prune Juice, Red Bull, Curry. Take your pick

But only as a last resort

 

[Bry Nylon]

You could go for the "Accountancy" solution:

Work it out with a pencil and paper.

 

[somerset]

Work it out with your fingers.

 

[Hamilton]

Try a different site?

 

[Goldstone1976]

Try posting such threads here instead of on the BB?

 

[dingodan]

Try a different site?

Poop report will hopefully have it covered.

http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/push_grab_wait.html

 

[dingodan]

Try posting such threads here instead of on the BB?

Aww.

I was hoping it would become sticky tbh.

I was going to post a picture too, guess there is no point now.

 

[Hamilton]

Then again, NSC is perfect for this. There's loads of posters that talk sh1t.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Aww.

I was hoping it would become sticky tbh.

I was going to post a picture too, guess there is no point now.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Advise please.

Try sneezing whilst closing your mouth at the same time, the pressure should reverse the other way resulting in clearance.

 

[dingodan]

& breathe.

Phew.

 

[The Truth]

Drink coffee and smoke weed.

 

[lydiaport]

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[BrightonCottager]

I find 3 pints of Harvey's Best will clear most blockages.