The "Would You..." Game

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yes.
Would you have a (say half full) boiling hot kettle poured over your thigh for £100,000 and a week in the Carribean of no holds barred with Jessica Alba?

 

[The Goon]

Yes.
Would you have a (say half full) boiling hot kettle poured over your thigh for £100,000 and a week in the Carribean of no holds barred with Jessica Alba?

Yes.

Would you wear a Crystal Palace shirt non stop for one month if it meant a night of passion with Pixie Lott?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Absolutely yes.

Would you blowtorch to death a whole litter of Labrador puppies for doggy style with Pixie Lott?

 

[The Goon]

Absolutely yes.

Would you blowtorch to death a whole litter of Labrador puppies for doggy style with Pixie Lott?

hmmmm yes (Bad person)

Would you have a handfull of your own shit in your mouth for 10 minutes and then have to swallow it for a threesome with any 2 of girls aloud? (which ones would you chose?)

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

hmmmm yes (Bad person)

Would you have a handfull of your own shit in your mouth for 10 minutes and then have to swallow it for a threesome with any 2 of girls aloud? (which ones would you chose?)

SERIOUSLY?!!

Yeah, I'd to that.

Would you lose 10 years of your life for Albion to win promotion this season and one night with Beyonce?

 

[The Goon]

SERIOUSLY?!!

Yeah, I'd to that.

Would you lose 10 years of your life for Albion to win promotion this season and one night with Beyonce?

No.

Would you Run naked across the pitch at the last game at withdean (risking a ban from falmer) for £10,000 and a night of passion with Nicole Sherzinger (spelling)

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

No but I would lose one night of my life for Albion to win promotion this season and ten years with Beyonce!

Would you double up on your wife / girlfriend with her father? No payoff, just would you.

HCQ

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No.

Would you Run naked across the pitch at the last game at withdean (risking a ban from falmer) for £10,000 and a night of passion with Nicole Sherzinger (spelling)

I would. I reckon I could sneak into Falmer somehow after a while.

Would you have the ability to fly if every time you walk on land, you have one less arm?

 

[The Goon]

I would. I reckon I could sneak into Falmer somehow after a while.

Would you have the ability to fly if every time you walk on land, you have one less arm?

No. Would you let your mum give you a blow job for £100,000?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Nope, deffo deffo not.

Would you live for 1000 years (and stay looking young) if you have to be raped by a thousand monkeys continually for a whole day?

 

[The Goon]

Nope, deffo deffo not.

Would you live for 1000 years (and stay looking young) if you have to be raped by a thousand monkeys continually for a whole day?

No way.

Would you shag your best mates mrs and he finds out, for a night with Frankie Sandford?

 

[The Wizard]

No way.

Would you shag your best mates mrs and he finds out, for a night with Frankie Sandford?

That isn't even difficult. YES YES YES a thousand times yes.

Would you lick a dirty tramps sweaty arse crack for at least 5 minutes in exchange for 3 days locked in a hotel room with Holly Willoughboobies?

 

[Race]

would you have a half sliced scotch bonnet chilli rubbed over your sphincter pipe for a nosh off melinda messenger?

 

[NMH]

would you have a half sliced scotch bonnet chilli rubbed over your sphincter pipe for a nosh off melinda messenger?

Come of it Rachel, and ffs let Guy have a go at this game

 

[Danny-Boy]

Yes.

Would you be the 'meat' in a tramp anal sandwuch if it meant you had a weekend with Danii Minogue?

I thought Danii was a tramp! So NOOOO...

 

[Danny-Boy]

hmmmm yes (Bad person)

Would you have a handfull of your own shit in your mouth for 10 minutes and then have to swallow it for a threesome with any 2 of girls aloud? (which ones would you chose?)

I'm used to getting shitfaced occasionally so I think I could manage this. Who 're Girlsh Aloud?

 

[Durlston]

A night with Maria Sharapova after being used as Amir Khan's punchbag for two minutes?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

A night with Maria Sharapova after being used as Amir Khan's punchbag for two minutes?

Definitely, there's no saying you can't fight back.

10 rounds with Alex Reid in a steel cage for a night of brightongirl87 doing you with a strap-on? In front of a mirror?

 

[Durlston]

Definitely, there's no saying you can't fight back.

10 rounds with Alex Reid in a steel cage for a night of brightongirl87 doing you with a strap-on? In front of a mirror?

If i was still alive, oui.

 

[brighton_girl87]

Definitely, there's no saying you can't fight back.

10 rounds with Alex Reid in a steel cage for a night of brightongirl87 doing you with a strap-on? In front of a mirror?

Think I would rather go 10 rounds with Alex Reid than do anyone on here with a strap on!