The WORST football players of all time

[bright1064]

I'll get the ball rolling...

Arise, Sir Danny Dichio!

 

[Hercules Rockerfeller]

Ashley Neal takes some beating. Football was most definitely not in the genes in that family!

 

[Trigger]

Nicky Butt, yes Nicky Butt, the most OVERATED footballer ever.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

It has to be Ali Dia, the guy who told Southampton he was George Weah's cousin,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Dia

 

[NMH]

Bramble

 

[elwheelio]

stewart downing is shite. Really one dimensional play. If he can't tap it round the fullback and beat them for pace he's out of ideas. crap.

 

[Gully]

Me, no vision, no pace and sadly not a bloody clue what to do with the ball if it ever came near me...fortunately I haven't played the game for over 10 years.

In fact come to think of it, I once scored an own goal in a house match at school that lost us the game 2-1, so my record is even worse on paper.

 

[DJ Leon]

I'll get the ball rolling...

Arise, Sir Danny Dichio!

I wish I was as bad as Danny Dichio, or for that matter anyone that appears in this thread.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

His web site.


http://www.paulstalteri.com/

He is wank

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

There was a player who played crap for Worthing by the name of Lord Nwida....or something along those lines, and he was then taken on trial by STOKE.

utter tosh

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Kevin Kilbane is a crock of shit and always has been. How the guy has spent so many years as a professional footballer baffles me beyond belief !!

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Wes Brown

 

[TSB]

None of these are anywhere near the mark. I'll say Gavin Geddes...quality awfulness.

 

[Spunk Bubble]

None of these are anywhere near the mark. I'll say Gavin Geddes...quality awfulness.

Good call...The guy was a complete joke !!

 

[crodonilson]

Nicky Butt, yes Nicky Butt, the most OVERATED footballer ever.

Nicky Butt is a terrific player, I wish we had someone of his calibre down the Withdean.

 

[bright1064]

It has to be Ali Dia, the guy who told Southampton he was George Weah's cousin,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Dia

How could I forget about him!?

I think he was only on the pitch for 20 or so minutes wasn't he?

What kind of pillock is Souness for even taking him on without no scouting whatsoever?!?!

Oh well no matter how much people get on Wilkins' back for poor results, Souness is in a league of his own with this one!

 

[chez]

None of these are anywhere near the mark. I'll say Gavin Geddes...quality awfulness.

Eh? Gav was a decent player for us in difficult times. He scored a couple of cracking goals as well. I remember one where he made a very good keeper in Shaka Hislop look totally stupid with a wicked curler into the top corner at the Goldstone.

I'll go with Geoff Thomas & Carlton Palmer

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Maheta Molango

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Andy Higginbottom, Gary Stebbing, Tommy Caton

 

[Scotty Mac]

Andy Higginbottom, Gary Stebbing, Tommy Caton

brolin?