The unofficial NSC worst film you've EVER seen thread

[gregbrighton]

This one is shit for sure:



It's about a driverless car that goes around rural America randomly killing people.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Such a guilty pleasure of mine. Love that film and have watched it far too many times.

A new one coming out soon, Back In Business.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Spice Girls the movie.

Shut up...........just, shut up.

I'd put this out of my mind.

 

[keaton]

Top Cat The Movie was really quite bad. I recall Perfect with Jamie Lee Curtis was dross. Anything with Danny Dyer or Jason Statham probably, although I haven't seen any, so I'm possibly making a grotesque error of judgement there.

Danny Dyer is in Severance which is a very good film.

It's by Christopher Smith a young British director who seems pretty unkown considering every film he's made is very good (Black Death, Triangle ,Creep)

He's like a less 'arty' (and much better) Ben Wheatley

 

[Adders1]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZF0FG55TKg


This is the worst for me. Honourable mention for Lost in Translation

 

[JJ McClure]

Not even Alicia Silverstone dressed in rubber could prevent Batman and Robin from being the worst film ever....I mean ever....like in the history of time...even worse than some of those straight to DVD didn't make it to the cinema ones.

 

[seagully]

Wind talkers is crap. Saw it at the flicks. Nicholas Cage has made some stinkers in the last 15 years. The remake of Bad Leutenant is atrocious. As is the remake of The Wicker Man which truly has to go down as one of the worst films ever made. Just terrible.

I saw a film called Joe the other day. Probably the best acting I've ever seen from Cage- I'm not a fan of his at all but quite enjoyed the film.

 

[Nibble]

The Room. That's what I was thinking of earlier. A film so badly acted, produced and directed that you can regularly find late night cinema screenings of it on as people love watching how awful it is.

Generally regarded as the worst film ever made that takes itself seriously, do yourself a favour and youtube the best bits complication. It's astonishing.

 

[Nibble]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZF0FG55TKg


This is the worst for me. Honourable mention for Lost in Translation

That was brilliant/appalling !

 

[shingle]

Take your pick

Charlies Angels full throttle
Shaolin Soccer
Darjeeling Express
The Constant Gardener
The English Patient

could go on and on and on and on

 

[Prettyboyshaw]

War Horse zzzzzz

 

[Nibble]

The English Patient.

You don't have to be English to watch it but you do have to be ****ing patient.

 

[Wilko]

The Room. That's what I was thinking of earlier. A film so badly acted, produced and directed that you can regularly find late night cinema screenings of it on as people love watching how awful it is.

Generally regarded as the worst film ever made that takes itself seriously, do yourself a favour and youtube the best bits complication. It's astonishing.

It has become iconic though. You can go and watch it in a London cinema where everyone joins in, quotes the lines, dresses up etc. I have been twice, it is an amazing experience to do it.

It is shown every month

http://www.princecharlescinema.com/events/events.php?seasonanchor=room

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Seen lots of awful films, but a special mention for 'Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves'.

For the pedant, it also has annoying inaccuracies (the white cliffs of Dover are just outside Nottingham, apparently).

And are actually the Seven Sisters (the famous White Cliffs were a bit too brown to be used in the movie).

Costner comes ashore near Eastbourne, and tells Morgan Freeman "We'll be dining with my father [in Nottingham] by nightfall".

Impressive, considering they're on horseback. And that they also travel to Nottingham via Hadrian's Wall (where they had that scrap with the Sheriff's men).

Alan Rickman was alright in that movie though, albeit massively hamming it up. Costner: yes, laughable. Up there with Mel Gibson's pathetically "It's all fer nothin' if ye don' have FREEDOM" performance.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Not had the pleasure of seeing it in its entirety, and this may be verging on blasphemy for any Under 10s reading, but: Frozen? Cloying, clichéd, Disney toddler-bait, cynically over-produced with the sole intention of flogging galactic quantities of themed Happy Meals, plastic pink princess crap, and for teaching little girls that it doesn't matter what you look like, so long as you're a good person inside. And are also pretty.

Would also give Mamma Mia another vote, largely thanks to Pierce Brosnan, also Daredevil, starring Ben Affleck as a blind superhero, and some crock of shit I remember seeing in the 1990s, which had Patrick Swayze in it, amongst others, and was called To Wong Foo, [something something], Julie Newmar.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Not had the pleasure of seeing it in it's entirety, and this may be verging on blasphemy for any Under 10s reading this, but: Frozen?

I'm seen more kids films than is healthy for any middle aged adult.

Frozen is miles away from the worst of the bunch. If Shrek 1 and 2 and the Lego movie sit at the top of the pile, Frozen is somewhere in the middle way above The Moshi monsters movie, Alpha and Omega and my personal hatred Happy feet which is about a cute Penguin who needs punching repeatedly in the head.

The worst thing is that 'Do you wanna build a snowman' has earwormed me. FFS.

 

[gregbrighton]

Although quite groundbreaking in that it was portraying gay cowboys in the Bible Belt for the first time, I found the film "Brokeback Mountain" very dull almost sending me off to sleep with boredom.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

the truman show

what.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I remember seeing a trailor for "chalet girl" and claiming outright that it would be the worst movie ever made.

Has anyone seen it to confirm my suspicions?

 

[Taybha]

Noah