Another vote for Vanilla Sky, I couldn't even remember the name of that film until I read your post.
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The unofficial NSC worst film you've EVER seen thread
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Another vote for Vanilla Sky, I couldn't even remember the name of that film until I read your post.
Vanishing Point. Slightly worse than Easy Rider.
- Oct 17, 2008
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Dungeons & Dragons with Jeremy Irons *shudder*
Click (walked out of cinema after 40 minutes, horrible)
Sex and the City 2 (with the ex, shite)
Terminator Salvation (personal as I'm a huge Terminator franchise fan and loathed this movie, never been so bored)
Click (walked out of cinema after 40 minutes, horrible)
Sex and the City 2 (with the ex, shite)
Terminator Salvation (personal as I'm a huge Terminator franchise fan and loathed this movie, never been so bored)
Thought Black Swan was a load of shite, especially considering all the hype around it.
Just seeing the trailer for 'Mrs Brown's Boys D'movie' made me contemplate suicide but I haven't actually seen it, so can't really claim it.
Can't believe I've seen The Truman Show and Lost in Translation nominated in this thread
Just seeing the trailer for 'Mrs Brown's Boys D'movie' made me contemplate suicide but I haven't actually seen it, so can't really claim it.
Can't believe I've seen The Truman Show and Lost in Translation nominated in this thread
Can't believe I've seen The Truman Show and Lost in Translation nominated in this thread
Agreed. Superb films.
Paris
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A George Clooney vanity project. I've never seen so many people leave a film early. Absolute bilge of the highest order. Cate Blanchett does a Dick Van Dyke as well.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
I guess it didn't pull you in then...?
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
In terms of worst acting, script, plot, production values, and everything regarding movies, then Wild Orchi d* with Mickey Rourke takes some beating.
OK, Plan 9 From Outer Space trumps it technically in every respect, but that comfortably falls into the 'so shit it's brilliant' cult category. Wild Orchi d is just plain shit.
In terms of worst films I've seen that everyone else kept telling me were brilliant, then all 3 LOTR films. Technically OK, just endlessly, interminably, excutiatingly, mind-numbingly dull.
*had to put a space in because it was hot linking to some spam site.
OK, Plan 9 From Outer Space trumps it technically in every respect, but that comfortably falls into the 'so shit it's brilliant' cult category. Wild Orchi d is just plain shit.
In terms of worst films I've seen that everyone else kept telling me were brilliant, then all 3 LOTR films. Technically OK, just endlessly, interminably, excutiatingly, mind-numbingly dull.
*had to put a space in because it was hot linking to some spam site.
Hatterlovesbrighton
something clever
Angels and Demons. Crap book. Worse Film. Certainly the worst film Tom Hanks has done.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,301
i'm surprised no-one has mentioned M. Night Shyamalan's 'The Village' - Boring and vrey predictable plot twist
I agree that World's End was bad (i'd really liked all the other Simon Pegg films so this was a huge disappointment) and Moments men wasn't very good either
I agree that World's End was bad (i'd really liked all the other Simon Pegg films so this was a huge disappointment) and Moments men wasn't very good either
KZNSeagull
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I would like to nominate Argo as the worst film to win the Best Picture Oscar. Keystone Cop style chases up runways are entertaining, but not in a serious film and it usually helps the impact of the film if you like the characters being rescued - I was hoping that they got caught, frankly. I thought the whole thing was dreadful, over-hyped bibble.
Titanic does come a close second, but at least we all knew that was going to be shite before we saw it.
Titanic does come a close second, but at least we all knew that was going to be shite before we saw it.
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
- 4,056
Blair Witch 2
kevo
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- Mar 8, 2008
- 9,811
Seen lots of awful films, but a special mention for 'Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves'.
Kevin Costner gives one of the worst and most irritating acting performances I've ever seen (Robin Hood with an American accent) - and the rest of the cast isn't much better. All the performances seem ham-fisted, wooden and contrived. For the pedant, it also has annoying inaccuracies (the white cliffs of Dover are just outside Nottingham, apparently).
Worst of all, although I'm still not quite sure how or why (given that the story has all the elements needed to make a 'thrilling family adventure') it is also one of the most boring and tedious films ever made.
Kevin Costner gives one of the worst and most irritating acting performances I've ever seen (Robin Hood with an American accent) - and the rest of the cast isn't much better. All the performances seem ham-fisted, wooden and contrived. For the pedant, it also has annoying inaccuracies (the white cliffs of Dover are just outside Nottingham, apparently).
Worst of all, although I'm still not quite sure how or why (given that the story has all the elements needed to make a 'thrilling family adventure') it is also one of the most boring and tedious films ever made.
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brighton_girl87
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- Jul 18, 2006
- 2,319
I like those films, I shouldn't but I do..
So do I normally! I have watched, and enjoyed, all the Step-Up films but this was just awful.
somerset
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Basketcase
Uncle Spielberg
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Saw 3 - The series as a whole has some very good films and moments. This film is just plain sick. Made me feel physically unwell. If I watched it I think the Human Centipede 2 - Full Sequence would be up there. Tox Six has just finished the Human Centipede 3 - The Final Sequence with 500 humans
Uncle Spielberg
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The first Saw was actually a genuinely good horror film. So I watched the 2nd and it was really bad, and the third which was even worse- and I presume that trend continues for the rest of the sequels!
That reminds me, there are a lot of terrible horror films out there, but I remember this being ridiculously bad:
4 and 5 were good