The Unofficial England vs Bermuda Thread.

[Barrel of Fun]

The first warm up game has begun.

Strauss has been rested/dropped.

Umpires: A L Hill, R E Koertzen

Bermuda: D C Borden, L O Cann, D L Hemp, K Hurdle, M Jones, D M Leverock, D A Minors, S Mukuddem, S D Outerbridge, O L Pitcher, I H Romaine, C J Smith (sub), K Tucker


England: E C Joyce, M P Vaughan, I R Bell, K P Pietersen, P D Collingwood, A Flintoff, J W M Dalrymple, P A Nixon, L E Plunkett, J M Anderson, J Lewis, S I Mahmood (sub), M S Panesar


Game on...

 

[Uncle Buck]

5 extras already....

 

[Tooting Gull]

We don't want Hemp getting on a roll.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Is that Glamorgan's David Hemp? Weird!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Whoops! Joyce gone.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

irish PRICK

 

[keaton]

How does the whole 12 playing with a sub work?

 

[Uncle Buck]

How does the whole 12 playing with a sub work?

Keeps Mahmood off the pitch?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Very poor start from Joyce. What hope for the serious stuff if he can't clear the first Hurdle?

 

[Goodfella]

41-2 now

 

[Pavilionaire]

We don't want Hemp getting on a roll.

It's the Caribbean, you can guarantee there will be plenty of hemp...

 

[crodonilson]

We are absolutely atrocious in these hit and giggle games, didn't we lose to Wales last year in one??

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Very poor start from Joyce. What hope for the serious stuff if he can't clear the first Hurdle?

I see what you did there.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Lot of crap word-game potential in that Bermuda team.

I just saw a fielder give the ball back to the bowler - who said 'Ta, Mukuddem'.

 

[Trufflehound]

Lot of crap word-game potential in that Bermuda team.

I just saw a fielder give the ball back to the bowler - who said 'Ta, Mukuddem'.

Does that mean England are batting on a sticky wicket?

 

[Skint Gull]

Any audio commentary anywhere?

 

[Trigger]

FLETCHER OUT!

 

[Seagull over NZ]

Its live on sky (not that that helps many of you).

Vaughan was going well then threw his wicket away. KP looks as if he could destroy this bowling line up.

Hemp by the way was born in Bermuda.

 

[MOWTCHOPS]

Any audio commentary anywhere?

You can grab it from 5Live

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/default.stm

 

[Billy the Fish]

We are absolutely atrocious in these hit and giggle games, didn't we lose to Wales last year in one??

We ARE wales

PS bell just been dropped on the boundry. Bermuda not looking as bad as I thought they'd be, they have got a player who's 19 stone, he a right fat bastard