The third division is FUN isn't it ?

[Easy 10]

I'd almost forgotten what it was like to get a back-to-back win.
Couple of clear-cut chances against us that WERN'T finished off clinically.
A comedy centre-half in the opposition.
Loads of players that you've (reassuringly) never bloody heard of.
We actually end up looking halfway decent.
Kerry and OGH look perfectly comfortably and at home in this company.
We get loads of the ball.
Even the odd rubbish ball over the top caused problems.
Our youth team centreback is made to look like Franz Beckenbaur.

I LOVE this league. In fact, I never want us to leave it again, its so much better than getting whupped every week.

 

[Les Biehn]

I LOVE this league. In fact, I never want us to leave it again, its so much better than getting whupped every week.

I was thinking of refering to him as the Brighton Beckenbaur.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'd almost forgotten what it was like to get a back-to-back win.
Couple of clear-cut chances against us that WERN'T finished off clinically.
A comedy centre-half in the opposition.
Loads of players that you've (reassuringly) never bloody heard of.
We actually end up looking halfway decent.
Kerry and OGH look perfectly comfortably and at home in this company.
We get loads of the ball.
Even the odd rubbish ball over the top caused problems.
Our youth team centreback is made to look like Franz Beckenbaur.

I LOVE this league. In fact, I never want us to leave it again, its so much better than getting whupped every week.

I agree with most of that, but the comedy centre-half bit is crap, Sancho and Cox where superb for the pikeys. Sancho is a class player.

 

[Robot Chicken]

I want promotion as soon as possible and seeing big teams like Sunderland and Leeds visit The Shoebox

 

[Bry Nylon]

FORTRESS WITHDEAN is BACK

 

[Scotty Mac]

i LOVED the way their guy managed to HIT the away end with a volley - that was shere immense

comedy at its best

 

[Easy 10]

Re: Re: The third division is FUN isn't it ?

I agree with most of that, but the comedy centre-half bit is crap, Sancho and Cox where superb for the pikeys. Sancho is a class player.

But Sancho LOOKS funny. He reminded me of that bint in Eastenders who keeps getting beaten up at the moment.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

its probably the most entertaining league on EARTH

a strange hybrid of vague quality and absolute shit

 

[London Irish]

I'd almost forgotten what it was like to get a back-to-back win.
Couple of clear-cut chances against us that WERN'T finished off clinically.
A comedy centre-half in the opposition.
Loads of players that you've (reassuringly) never bloody heard of.
We actually end up looking halfway decent.
Kerry and OGH look perfectly comfortably and at home in this company.
We get loads of the ball.
Even the odd rubbish ball over the top caused problems.
Our youth team centreback is made to look like Franz Beckenbaur.

I LOVE this league. In fact, I never want us to leave it again, its so much better than getting whupped every week.

...and Swansea haven't won yet - this league is FAB

 

[Les Biehn]

Its like shagging a fat bird, the opposition isn't as good but you tend to enjoy it more.

 

[Collar Feeler]

its probably the most entertaining league on EARTH

a strange hybrid of vague quality and absolute shit

Summed up perfectly

 

[Simster]

Re: Re: The third division is FUN isn't it ?

...and Swansea haven't won yet - this league is FAB

Haven't they? That IS excellent news.

Leeeeeeon Knight, you're a wanker, you're a wanker.

 

[Easy 10]

One goal is usually enough for 3 points.
You can rely on the opposition bench being an absolute bunch of nobodies (tonight was Easton, Johnson, Spiller, Pouton).
Sometimes you see fat players.

 

[Bry Nylon]

One goal is usually enough for 3 points.
You can rely on the opposition bench being an absolute bunch of nobodies (tonight was Easton, Johnson, Spiller, Pouton).
Sometimes you see fat players.

You can hear the players talking to each other
You can hear the ref talking to the players
You get the uneasy feeling that important things are happening elsewhere

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

comedy misses

empty away ends

nobody managers/coaching staff giving it large to the south stand

players who think they're really good but are actually really really shit

 

[Scotty Mac]

One goal is usually enough for 3 points.
You can rely on the opposition bench being an absolute bunch of nobodies (tonight was Easton, Johnson, Spiller, Pouton).
Sometimes you see fat players.

to be fair - they did have ronnie jepson in charge, that makes up for a bench of nobodies

 

[Collar Feeler]

The LDV Vans trophy looks attractive
You can make out your mate on the other side of the ground
Crowds in excess of 5000 are described as 'bumper'.

 

[Silent Bob]

You can rely on the opposition bench being an absolute bunch of nobodies (tonight was Easton, Johnson, Spiller, Pouton).

I think you're forgetting GUYLIAN NDUMBU-NSUNGU.

 

[Easy 10]

to be fair - they did have ronnie jepson in charge, that makes up for a bench of nobodies

Thats another thing. Trying to think who the oppositions manager is, but for the life of you not being able to remember, even when you see him.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I think you're forgetting GUYLIAN NDUMBU-NSUNGU.

Djemba-Djemba, Lua-Lua, Venegoor of Hesselink step down.

NDUMU-NSUNGU is the DADDY of all fantastically bizarre crap names!