The Snooker

[vulture]

Dott is 8-2 up its 1030pm and they have only just started the 11th frame

 

[Hiney]

Iwatched this afternoon and had to stop because my fingernails started to grow too long



One for the purists I think

 

[Titanic]

It's not exactly the dream final for TV and the future popularity of snooker, is it ?

Ronnie O v Mark Williams would have been my choice.

In fact, I'd rather be back at Withdean than watching this!

 

[Trigger]

First session only managed 6 six frames... If Ebdon makes a comeback we could well see a Tuesday finish here!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

wish it would f*** off so i can watch adrian on motd2


f***ing bbc

 

[Lander]

Shittest snooker match i have ever seen

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

wish it would f*** off so i can watch adrian on motd2


f***ing bbc

You could watch me on webcam

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

Ebdon can be a little boring. If only it was a Rocket/Davis final. That would be a spectale and a half!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

You could watch me on webcam

if you're initiating cyber sex i've told you before, i'm just not interested marcus

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

if you're initiating cyber sex i've told you before, i'm just not interested marcus

Homophobe

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

no, i just don't want to see your scarred penis again


wear your raincoat next time yeah?

 

[vulture]

its now 8-3 Dott still 5 frames to play tonight and its 1100

 

[Gully]

Roll on MOTD2, at about 1am.

 

[Trigger]

Roll on MOTD2, at about 1am.

Tuesday morning.

 

[Beeercan]

This is worse than usual,

f*** MOTD2 i'm off to bed

 

[vulture]

8-4 dott now Ebdon at last with an 89.Strange but Edbon is like the great steve davis when he plays slow his crap but when he goes faster he plays alot better

 

[Tooting Gull]

Location: Crucible press room, 11.15pm.

Current estimated time of departure: 1am.

Mood: Almost past boredom, anger - and into hysteria.

Low point today: Too many to mention.

High point: Some vox pops I did earlier outside and shared out with tabloid colleagues from, shall we say 'disgruntled' fans. Look out for the one about 'my nan, aged 93'.

Chances of a 147: Nil.

Chances of a break over 20: Not much higher.

Crowd: Yawning, snoring and mostly gone home hours ago.

Feel most sorry for: The commentators. They have to watch every shot. And Hazel Irvine, who has to look cheerful.

Headline suggestions: IT'S ZZZZZNNOOOKER. SNORE-KER.

Last time I was this bored: Watching the film Dune.

 

[Trigger]

3 more frames yet.... Could be a long night as yet another safety exchange gets underway.