The Simpsons Quotes

[Basil Fawlty]

Young Barney- your late for English.

Young Homer- Who needs English, I will never go to England.

 

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[Statto]

That has got to be the best Simpsons quote ever. that episode is on now i believe.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Yep Statto it is. One of the best classic episode.

 

[1066gull]

The great thing about The Simpsons is no matter who you are, child, adult or gay. You will always find it funny.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

If you work hard Zutroy,each day you get a shiny penny

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Bart- They got married, had kids and brought a cheap TV.

 

[Superphil]

My favourite line is by Homer

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand"

Class

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Doh

 

[Bluejuice]

The great thing about The Simpsons is no matter who you are, child, adult or gay. You will always find it funny.

So you can't be a gay child or gay adult?

 

[Alfie Noakes]

From tonight (last one is my favourite)

Grampa: Grab yourself a beer, son.
Homer: But Dad, I don't -
Grampa: Cut the crap!

Grampa: Oh, son, don't overreach. Go for the dented car the dead-end job, the less attractive girl. I blame myself. I should have had this talk a long time ago.

Guidance counselor: Do you have any plans for after graduation?
Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!

 

[butchy]

"hey, you just got citric acid in my eye, you'll pay for this springfield!"

says a cherbyville child to bart in the classic lemontree episode when bart hurls a yellow fruit at his foe as an act of defiance

 

[Les Biehn]

Mr Burns in a state of Howard Hughes style madness,

Mr Burns: 'Smithers we will escape in the spuce moose' (gestures towards small model airplane)

Smithers: 'But sir...'

Mr Burns: (Pulls out a gun) 'Get in Smithers'

 

[Les Biehn]

Homer comes home with the car wrecked,

Marge: Homer the car wasn't like this before.

Homer: Before! Before! You're living in the past Marge.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

The world is going to blow up because Homer has failed to do something for the nuclear powerplant and Mr.Burns turns to Smithers and goes,"I've been waiting for a day like this".He goes to a door loabled 'escape pod' and goes in and shuts the ddoor.Smithers bangs on the door and says "for the love of God,sir,there are two seats".The door opens and Mr.Burns says "I like to put my feet up"

 

[Father Jack]

Marge; Homer your going to church

Homer; But last week you made me go to you mothers

Marge; You never go to my mothers

Homer; But thats because i hate her

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Homer:
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what
separates us from the animals...except the weasel."

 

[pasty]

From the episode where Homer gets caught drunk driving.............."Marge, I'm going to moe's, send the kids to the neighbours, I'm coming back loaded"

 

[SussexSpur]

A favourite Homer speech is when he completely goes into one, when guarding his sugar...
"I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odours - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'"