The Shits..

[Grunty]

I have been ill since the match on monday- i had 2 pints of Harveys and a steak pie from the North Stand..

Sparing you the details but that has been my last meal.
Anyone else suffered similar probs after this match?

Of course i am not suggesting it was food poisoning- it could be a bug.

click the link if you want to get an idea of how i am feeling...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7tcwns5LmQ

 

[Sir Royston thorne]

Ah, I got a cramp just thinking of 2 pints of Harveys......

 

[drew]

So you hadn't eaten anything all day until you got to the Amex?

 

[theboybilly]

I had two pints of Harvey's either side of the match plus a steak and ale pie. No after effects at all. I'm actually beginning to think that the Amex is the best place to buy a pint of Sussex's finest for quality.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

My first Guinness in Dicks tasted of soap--I should have complained but I disguised the taste with a Balti Pie

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Like yourself, I had two pints of Harveys plus a steak & Ale Pie from the North Stand on Monday. Unlike yourself, I haven't had the galloping trotts.

Hope that helps.

 

[Flex Your Head]

I've got their first EP - awesome stuff.

 

[MissGull]

Food poisoning doesn't actually set in until 24/48 hours later. So if you've been ill since the game I would suggest it was something you had over weekend. It's usually just your last meal that you see in reverse/in your pants. Sorry to be so crude.

 

[kevtherev]

Food poisoning doesn't actually set in until 24/48 hours later. So if you've been ill since the game I would suggest it was something you had over weekend. It's usually just your last meal that you see in reverse/in your pants. Sorry to be so crude.

What about when you have to run to the shithouse in five seconds flat, the morning after a hot ruby and ten pints?..That's got nothing at all to do with the meal you had before, I can assure you.

 

[grubbyhands]

Presumably there is no grunting involved in your current bowel habits? Fizzy gravy perchance?

 

[MissGull]

But I doubt you get food poisoning from every curry you eat....(unless you frequently eat at Taza, Burgess Hill, they don't have a 1 star food hygiene rating for nothing)

 

[kevtherev]

I do believe if you have something dodgy it can fly though you like a dose of salts, as it were. I had a well manky burger from a van in Swindon one night about 20 seasons ago. Feel asleep on the way home and when I awoke at about midnight, had to stop the minibus and leap behind a tree with a copy of someones paper a bit rapid.I was only five miles from home, but it wasn't for holding in.

 

[MissGull]

I should imagine there are some types of more severe bacteria that would have this effect, yes.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

Presumably there is no grunting involved in your current bowel habits? Fizzy gravy perchance?

Like rusty water probably...

 

[grubbyhands]

Like rusty water probably...

Permission to use that in future please?

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

Permission to use that in future please?

Of course

 

[JTR938]

Food poisoning doesn't actually set in until 24/48 hours later. So if you've been ill since the game I would suggest it was something you had over weekend. It's usually just your last meal that you see in reverse/in your pants. Sorry to be so crude.

Second that! disgusting bloody place!! even the cockroaches have dodgy tummys...

 

[Arthritic Toe]

... Sparing you the details...

I think the posts title alludes to the details

 

[Gritt23]

I do believe if you have something dodgy it can fly though you like a dose of salts, as it were.

Indeed. Having been veggie for virtually, ever, if I do inadvertently get served some meat, it can fly through me. A couple of years ago, I had a meal in a well-known Mexican restaurant, and I would guess the sizzle plate it was served on hadn't been cleaned all that well, from the previous diner who had presumably had meat sizzling away. Suffice to say the meal I ate didn't stay in me very long ... we had even reached desserts.

Incidentally, when I tried to point out what I thought had happened regarding their food hygiene, the manager clearly thought I was pulling a fast one, as his approach seemed to be "well you ate it all". No mate, I wasn't after some chavvy compo I was genuinely trying to offer you some constructive advise. Tch.