The Selhurst Nativity

[Perry Milkins]

About right I'd say - being serious I think that Zamora has made a better fist of playing in the Prem. Clint has scored 100 goals in the 2nd tier so he's not bad.

Thomas was a seriously good player for us. Box to box and scored more than a few. A poor man's Platt but a good player in his day. And a very courageous bloke.

Geoff Thomas is an outstanding and brave man.

 

[Croydonbloke]

About right I'd say - being serious I think that Zamora has made a better fist of playing in the Prem. Clint has scored 100 goals in the 2nd tier so he's not bad.

Thomas was a seriously good player for us. Box to box and scored more than a few. A poor man's Platt but a good player in his day. And a very courageous bloke.

Totally agree Paulie.

 

[Perry Milkins]

croydon council tried to put up a public nativity scene.

but they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men.

Brighton council tried the same thing and struggled with getting any men who weren't more concerned with how their complexion, St Tropez tan and highlights would show up against the dim lights.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Geoff Thomas is an outstanding and brave man.

Totally agree Carwash.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Totally agree Paulie.

warning Palace love-in....

 

[Croydonbloke]

Brighton council tried the same thing and struggled with getting any men who weren't more concerned with how their complexion, St Tropez tan and highlights would show up against the dim lights.

You suggesting Simon Jordan is from Brighton.

 

[Perry Milkins]

You suggesting Simon Jordan is from Brighton.

Nope.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Brighton council tried the same thing and struggled with getting any men who weren't more concerned with how their complexion, St Tropez tan and highlights would show up against the dim lights.

hmmm. i think mine's better.

 

[Perry Milkins]

hmmm. i think mine's better.

we all think..that is why we are here.

 

[Blackadder]

I was sent the same e-mail under the heading, "The Nativity in Crawley"

I guess they both count!

 

[pasty]

Brighton council tried the same thing and struggled with getting any men who weren't more concerned with how their complexion, St Tropez tan and highlights would show up against the dim lights.

You suggesting Simon Jordan is from Brighton.

 

[Superphil]

Is Paul Dikov at Palace now?

 

[NMH]

At least we have had the odd star over the years

Andy Johnson, Ian Wright , Mark Bright, Attilio Lombardo, Clinton Morrison, Shall I continue?

You can always lend us one of your Donkey's

This thread made even more humorous by the polisher's need to try one upmanship by namedropping ex-players.

 

[Buzzer]

ooh ooh can we add that other world class player Glenn McGoldrick to the mix?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Saw this in the metro and they said that it is meant to be set in Glasgow and is nicknamed Chavity

 

[Citrus in Sheffield]

Saw this in the metro and they said that it is meant to be set in Glasgow and is nicknamed Chavity

Yeah, hence the Rangers shirt, I would imagine.

 

[Caveman]

Shall I continue?

Please do! I'd love to hear the list.

 

[fatbadger]

Yeah, hence the Rangers shirt, I would imagine.

And the Buckfast bottle.

This was doing the rounds in Scotland last year. Up here, it called the Nedivity Scene (which sounds better than Chavity, anyway) - neds being what Scots call the white underclass. 'Chav' doesn't mean anything up here, really.

 

[Monkster]

Slow Newsday at Argus towers

http://www.theargus.co.uk/display.var.1906067.0.chav_christmas_card_provokes_anger.php