The return of the caption competition

[Theatre of Trees]

Captions please

 

[Dunkstar]

"Blonde reaches twin peaks in naked skiing scandal!"

 

[sullyupthewing]

Dus my bum look big in this

 

[Wez]

INSTRUCTOR: " LOOK I KEEP TELLING YOU YOUR LEGS ARE TO CLOSE TOGETHER"

 

[Pevenseagull]

whch is a completely different joke to "too close together"

but also funny

 

[Yorkie]

Snow naturalle

 

[Wez]

man: do you need a hand darling?

lady : just a couple of fingers should do the trick.

 

[Braders]

after 25 you go completely downhill

 

[Pevenseagull]

you're pointing at one thing above you, one thing behind you and two things in front of you - what am I supposed to be looking at?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Down among the crowd:

Bloke to his mate: "D'you reckon anyone fell for the nudist theme for my party?"

 

[Wez]

her geezer talking to his mate:just look at her, every time she gets naked she grabs my pole and goes down...................i love that women.

 

[Stuart Munday]

How far do you think this pole will go up?

 

[Tazman]

Swiss instructor "Bend zee knees"

 

[Curious Orange]

Advert:

Introducing the Revolutionary skin-tight skiing costume from Emporers New Clothes Ltd.

 

[coach03]

Swiss instructor "Bend zee knees"

Mind Zee Trees !

 

[Tooting Gull]

Alain Baxter: Drugs haven't changed me

 

[Yorkie]

The doctor said this would cure my inverted nipples

 

[desprateseagull]

yes luv, you'll get hot cocco at the bottom..!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

"DAFT Bints calendar ? Sorry love, wrong sport."