....The police turned up and the Brighton fans legged it (again) - The Argus

[Twinkle Toes]

No son, this is about an Englishman's right to defend his castle. Most of us generals are in semi retirement, too many banning orders and grief from her indoors if we get put inside again after a bit of bifters with the enemy. We don't go out to hurt the innocent, though there is always a bit of collateral damage when a turf issue has to be decided, just look at Dresden in 1944. At the same time if there's a mum pushing a pram into the middle of a ruck we would always try to call a quick cease fire, as some of us have kids, in fact we'd even probably give the little 'un a lollipop and a cheeky smile.

We wouldn't like our reputation to be sullied, and can put issues aside, like in the trenches in the Somme on Christmas Day in 1915. We would then return to duties with the appropriate geezer's implements, knuckledusters and bricks are fine, but no proper man carries a blade or a flame thrower these days, sentences are too long and we like snuggling up with the missus watching repeats of Only Fools and Horses on Dave too much.

The young fighting men are the problem, no respect, and too many fight like cowards. You wouldn't get the likes of Lancing Dennis, Scratchcard or Uncle Albert doing that, we know when to fight, and when to let civilians through a war zone.

God save the Queen.

Wow, you lot really are like our personal Fairy Godmothers! It's comforting to know that in those life-threatening afternoons when we go along to support our football club, your gallantry is only ever a heartbeat away.

You're the best!

 

[xenophon]

Erm I think he's just bantering you all, and if he's not it's even better fun

 

[Brighton M]

Makes a mockery of the H block spastics singing "you always run from brighton" on saturday!

 

[London Pompous]

Wow, you lot really are like our personal Fairy Godmothers! It's comforting to know that in those life-threatening afternoons when we go along to support our football club, your gallantry is only ever a heartbeat away.

You're the best!

You can mock us mate, but we're like the Canadian Mounties, if someone comes on OUR turf, taking over OUR pubs, and calling OUR fans names, then someone has to take a stand, and we always get our man, even if special weapons and tactics are required.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

You can mock us mate, but we're like the Canadian Mounties, if someone comes on OUR turf, taking over OUR pubs, and calling OUR fans names, then someone has to take a stand, and we always get our man, even if special weapons and tactics are required.

Mocking you? Au contraire, Mr P! I just hope you & the other 'Top Boys' are heading down to Bristol on Saturday. I'd hate getting CS Gassed at the best of times - but while I'm tucking into my tasty vegitarian lunch & discussing the finer points of climate change?? Per-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase! I just hope it doesn't all come 'On Top' before I get a chance to order...

 

[London Pompous]

Mocking you? Au contraire, Mr P! I just hope you & the other 'Top Boys' are heading down to Bristol on Saturday. I'd hate getting CS Gassed at the best of times - but while I'm tucking into my tasty vegitarian lunch & discussing the finer points of climate change?? Per-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase! I just hope it doesn't all come 'On Top' before I get a chance to order...

Don't worry son, even if it kicks off in the pub and a few windows are rearranged you and your Guardian reading chums won't have to worry about getting shards of glass in your tofu. We'll put some cling film over your plate beforehand, if that's okay by you.

As I have said before, we're not interested in the likes of you, or causing any agro for those who don't want it, we just help save the face of this town that's all from those who get a bit lippy and lairy.

Gasheads boys are okay, we have no recent history with them, and when we are on international maneuovres with England they are always shoulder to shoulder with our crew, so respect to them, unlike Swindon, who should hold their heads in shame.

 

[xenophon]

You can mock us mate, but we're like the Canadian Mounties, if someone comes on OUR turf, taking over OUR pubs, and calling OUR fans names, then someone has to take a stand, and we always get our man, even if special weapons and tactics are required.

I preferred this lot in Viz......LET'S ROLL!!!!!

 

[Mr Banana]

Any chance you could go back to the LI impersonations? They were quite funny.

Last year in Bristol I found a well nice pub with pretentious veggie food and pool tables and tellies outside, need to go there again.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Don't worry son, even if it kicks off in the pub and a few windows are rearranged you and your Guardian reading chums won't have to worry about getting shards of glass in your tofu. We'll put some cling film over your plate beforehand, if that's okay by you.

As I have said before, we're not interested in the likes of you, or causing any agro for those who don't want it, we just help save the face of this town that's all from those who get a bit lippy and lairy.

Gasheads boys are okay, we have no recent history with them, and when we are on international maneuovres with England they are always shoulder to shoulder with our crew, so respect to them, unlike Swindon, who should hold their heads in shame.

Thanks LP, I feel suitably reassured.

Btw, call me old-fashioned but your cling-film touch shows a heartening awareness of the oft' forgotten details in the heady world of toe-to-toe combat. I mean, could you see the young tearaways of the BWS taking similar steps to protect an honest meal of an honest supporter? I rest my case.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Last year in Bristol I found a well nice pub with pretentious veggie food and pool tables and tellies outside, need to go there again.

You comin' then hon, or who? x x

 

[Mr Banana]

You comin' then hon, or who? x x

There may have to be heartbreak for the good folks of Mansfield and Rotherham this weekend. A train ticket to Derbyshire lies unused (though I might go and collect it anyway, it'll come to good use as roach), slain by one fatal flash in the form of the Hanover Beer Festival.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

There may have to be heartbreak for the good folks of Mansfield and Rotherham this weekend. A train ticket to Derbyshire lies unused (though I might go and collect it anyway, it'll come to good use as roach), slain by one fatal flash in the form of the Hanover Beer Festival.

I'll take that as a YES then!

Marvelous Scenes.

 

[Mr Banana]

Best behaviour - get on it big stylee when we get back to the hill I reckons...

Do you still need a ticket? I'm gonna go get 'em this arvo x

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Best behaviour - get on it big stylee when we get back to the hill I reckons...
Do you still need a ticket? I'm gonna go get 'em this arvo x

You said that last time & came a cropper! I'll let you off this once, but there's only so many times that such behaviour can be tolerated..

ps Got tickets for Mr C & meself already thanks, so get your baaad-self sorted & I'll wedge you up on Sat for that 20 notes IOU

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

You can mock us mate, but we're like the Canadian Mounties, if someone comes on OUR turf, taking over OUR pubs, and calling OUR fans names, then someone has to take a stand, and we always get our man, even if special weapons and tactics are required.

 

[London Pompous]

You stick to handing out election leaflets and leave defending the honour of country and county to the big boys.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

You stick to handing out election leaflets and leave defending the honour of country and county to the big boys.

have we met

 

[London Pompous]

have we met

Word gets out, unless you are in an organisation where there is zero tolerance of such activity, such as the RPF or PCC.

 

[Simster]

You stick to handing out election leaflets and leave defending the honour of country and county to the big boys.

have we met

It sounds like you have. Afterall, he knows you're one of those pikey kiddies with mobiles organising the meets for the proper firms. Definitely the sort of spotty twat who can't handle himself when he's on his own anyway.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

It sounds like you have. Afterall, he knows you're one of those pikey kiddies with mobiles organising the meets for the proper firms. Definitely the sort of spotty twat who can't handle himself when he's on his own anyway.

Simster from Reigate comes out with another clueless statement .