fire&skill
Killer-Diller
It is just before Brighton v SCC at Withdean. Glenn Murray goes into the Brighton changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
it's important but it's only Saints. They're sh*te and we can't be
bothered".
Murray looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
myself,you lads go down the pub."
So he goes out to play SCC by himself and the rest of the
Brighton team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brighton 1 - SCC 0 (Murray 10 minutes)". He is beating SCC all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on".
They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium "Brighton 1(Murray 10 minutes) - SCC 1 (Lambert 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
SCC!! They rush back to Withdean to congratulate him. They
find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in
his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down"
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against SCC , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes!"
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
it's important but it's only Saints. They're sh*te and we can't be
bothered".
Murray looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
myself,you lads go down the pub."
So he goes out to play SCC by himself and the rest of the
Brighton team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brighton 1 - SCC 0 (Murray 10 minutes)". He is beating SCC all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on".
They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium "Brighton 1(Murray 10 minutes) - SCC 1 (Lambert 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
SCC!! They rush back to Withdean to congratulate him. They
find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in
his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down"
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against SCC , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes!"
