**The Official Transfer Deadline Day Thread**

[Giraffe]

4 hours and 40 minutes to go. Nothing yet. Come on Baldy and Big Nose get the loot out!

 

[Farley11]

matty ritchie from pompey

 

[Uncle C]

4 hours and 40 minutes to go. Nothing yet. Come on Baldy and Big Nose get the loot out!

I think if you asked anyone face to face in that sort of manner you would end up with a broken nose. Feel safe behind the keyboard?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Do you go to the gym? If so, think about the instructors. You know, the guys who stand around not doing a lot, but due to the practise they obviously get on the machines have rock hard bodies and look like they could run for three days without stopping. Now imagine putting one of them on a football pitch.....

FANTASTIC description


you might aswell sign paula radcliffe

 

[Giraffe]

I think if you asked anyone face to face in that sort of manner you would end up with a broken nose. Feel safe behind the keyboard?

I don't think Bloom would reach my nose!!

Sorry original post was tongue in cheek. You are quite right it was rude and childish to draw peoples attention to Russel's baldness and Bloom's larger than average nose. I shall not do it again and consider myself in the naughty corner for the next hour.

 

[Jim D]

Seems that Crawley have signed 2 from Preston.

 

[Don Quixote]

I think if you asked anyone face to face in that sort of manner you would end up with a broken nose. Feel safe behind the keyboard?

To be fair they aren't the most agile of men. I think i would be quite safe if i called him fit fat and bald and Bloom shit and big nosed. If anyone is going to get their nse broken it will be Bloom, look at the size of it!

 

[BristolSeagull2k]

dwight yorke seen at Hove Station!!

 

[severnside gull]

expect to hear nothing at all from the club until 5.15 / 5.30 and even then not much....still odds-on one in and two out

 

[BensGrandad]

I do not think that here will be anybody bought or sold by the club today but expect there to be some business when the loan window opens in about a week.

 

[Insel affe]

dwight yorke seen at Hove Station!!

Are you sure its not leon Knight

 

[mr sheen]

matty ritchie from pompey

is heading to Notts Countyin a six figure deal/loan. As, apparently, is Benjani........

 

[SeagullEd]

I do not think that here will be anybody bought or sold by the club today but expect there to be some business when the loan window opens in about a week.

Amen.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

is heading to Notts Countyin a six figure deal/loan. As, apparently, is Benjani........

Benjani's ga'an Hull.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Benjani's ga'an Hull.

Move broke down apparantly.

Sky Sports are mooting a loan move to Notts County.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

benjani can only move on loan due to work permit shit

 

[RM-Taylor]

Ben Watson (former Palace) has left Wigan and joined QPR on loan.

He's Wigan's best player.

 

[bhafc22]

dwight yorke seen at Hove Station!!

Came here to post this exact same thing, lots of rumours surrounding Yorke to us....

 

[pishhead]

Ben Watson (former Palace) has left Wigan and joined QPR on loan.

He's Wigan's best player.

Clearly not if he is only getting a move to the championship.

 

[BensGrandad]

dwight yorke seen at Hove Station!!

Probably Katie Price called him to get one over on that failed singer Peter Andre.