The official thread full of really tedious HORSE puns [merged threads]

[catfish]

Maybe it's a big horse...

...I'm a Londoner, that I love London town.

I'll get my coat.

 

[vegster]

...I'm a Londoner, that I love London town.

I'll get my coat.

Make it a concrete overcoat and you have a deal.

 

[DavePage]

old nag

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Mr Ed - A funny horse.

Mr Ed: Comedy gold that horse and Wilbur cracks me up. Many hours watching that horse with my daughter. Genuine LOL's.



Interesting fact: They used to put peanut butter on his gums to make his mouth move. Amazing.

 

[Baldseagull]

Flogging a DEAD HORSE

No more Dark Horse jokes please, my sides can't take it anymore.

 

[DavePage]

So how much are you flogging it for?
Has it been butchered already? apparently

 

[dougdeep]

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?301995-Black-Beauty-Dark-Horse&highlight=black+beauty

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Took a week

 

[Vegas Seagull]

You have two teams?

 

[surrey jim]

Speak to Tesco, a company who know about selling horse meat

 

[Brighton TID]

Can it speak English?

 

[Brighton TID]

My Auntie Mary - looks like a horse

Could do a job though. Never judge a book by its cover.

 

[Brighton TID]

I think we ought to stop foaling around now

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Simon Jordan - A Trojan Horse

 

[knocky1]

Could do a job though. Never judge a book by its cover.

I just pull her nose bag over her face and Bob's your uncle.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Eh? Why?

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Thats Horse shit

 

[Simster]

Good effort, but would have worked better with a known Palace tosser, like Mark Bright.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Good album

 

[Giraffe]

Hay now