The North Stand Chat Arms

[Silent Bob]

The idea of this thread is for an open house where people can come in and out and talk to anyone else in the thread at the time about anything they want without posting a seperate thread, bit like a community within a community

through the medium of pretending to be drinking.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

For gods sake everyone on here is so fecking serious. If the thread is not for you why have you posted , just out of interest

 

[Croydonbloke]

For gods sake everyone on here is so fecking serious. If the thread is not for you why have you posted , just out of interest

Because they like the attention!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

"Any chance of some service, some of us are thirsty, come on Gina, put that needle and ink bottle down, stop tattooing Kevs name on your bussom and pull some pints"

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*drinks his first pint of Carlsberg*

Can I have another please?

 

[tedebear]

Helloooooo - mind your language all - Arthur and I have arrived for a swift half of cider and a pint of milk please!!

 

[Dave the OAP]

careful boys....potty mouth aussie bird alert


goes and mutters to himself whilst playing the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire game in the corner

 

[Franks Wild Years]

"Afternoon Tedge, looking good today"

 

[Parson Henry]

*drinks his first pint of Carlsberg*

Can I have another please?

You might needs some ID sonny..

 

[Parson Henry]

Who wants to join me in the beer garden?

 

[Hampden Park]

Helloooooo - mind your language all - Arthur and I have arrived for a swift half of cider and a pint of milk please!!

welcome back you two, tede can you please ask your arthur if he picked up my wallet by mistake as i seem to remember when i dropped it, i recall it being picked up by someone crawling along the floor hiding under some very large knickers (size 20). minds a bit fuzzy.

 

[tedebear]

hi Frank , I'm glad you like my gardening attire - Arthur and I have been doing a spot of weeding....

and I don't have a potty mouth Dave - just you lot in here bloody well wind me up and I can't help it

 

[Scotty Mac]

 

[tedebear]

welcome back you two, tede can you please ask your arthur if he picked up my wallet by mistake as i seem to remember when i dropped it, i recall it being picked up by someone crawling along the floor hiding under some very large knickers (size 20). minds a bit fuzzy.

AHHHHH - I did find a wallet in Arthurs pocket last night - sadly it was so empty the moths had died - here you are...

 

[surrey jim]

Pint of guiness when your ready

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Is that your wallet HP ?:safeway2:

 

[Hampden Park]

AHHHHH - I did find a wallet in Arthurs pocket last night - sadly it was so empty the moths had died - here you are...

yeah thats mine
thieving little sh1t has even taken my groats out. hope he doesnt visit toytown in the near future. only joking arthur, fancy a game of catch the darts . pint of bitter please gina, arthurs buying

 

[Hampden Park]

Is that your wallet HP ?:safeway2:

matches the knickers that arthur was seen crawling under when he knicked the aforementioned wallet

 

[Gazwag]

Whats the fecking problem.

The idea of this thread is for an open house where people can come in and out and talk to anyone else in the thread at the time about anything they want without posting a seperate thread, bit like a community within a community, personally I think it is genious and I don't get all these gay innuendo's at all. By the same argument anyone who posts on NSC and especially NSP is gay as 90% of NSC and 99% of NSP are blokes.

So stick that in your fecking pipe and smoke it

Good to see the "NSP moaning about the NSC pub thread" has now made page 2 though with with a massive 597 views

 

[Parson Henry]

Who wants to join me in the beer garden?

Sitting nay basking in the golden sunshine all on my own...