The North Stand Chat Arms

[Hampden Park]

Winner stays on.

wont be a seagulls fan then
barman a pint of your very best bitter please

 

[Commander]

*finally gets up of the floor clutching bollocks*


Anyone now seriously think we have a chance of winning the world cup with no Rooney?

 

[Croydonbloke]

*breaks off*

* 2 yellow fall down*

*good positional shot on the yellow to the middle pocket*

*hits and it goes in*

*looks around the table and sees nothing on* so does one of his snookers*

Get out of that then.

Finds a red situated just over the bottom right pocket, plays a delicate shot of the cushion and hits red buts fails to pot it.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Finds a red situated just over the bottom right pocket, plays a delicate shot of the cushion and hits red buts fails to pot it.

*Clear up on aisle ten*

*sees a yellow into the bottom corner*

*hits it and it goes in*

*nice positonal shot to the yellow nearest the black*

*looks at the chance of it going to middle pocket*

*takes it on and it hits the jaws off the pocket and stays out*

DAMN!

 

[Croydonbloke]

*Clear up on aisle ten*

*sees a yellow into the bottom corner*

*hits it and it goes in*

*nice positonal shot to the yellow nearest the black*

*looks at the chance of it going to middle pocket*

*takes it on and it hits the jaws off the pocket and stays out*

DAMN!

The missed Red from my previous shot is now potted lines up for a fine cut into the middle and down it goes plays a red over the bulk pocket and leaves the que ball safe on the cushion.

 

[Parson Henry]

Can you all please speak up. I can 'ardly hear you with that racket from thye Jukebox...


Sort it out Landlord not all of us are teenagers in 'ere!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

The missed Red from my previous shot is now potted lines up for a fine cut into the middle and down it goes plays a red over the bulk pocket and leaves the que ball safe on the cushion.

*looks at a long pot into the bottom corner*

*study it carefully*

*goes back up to the table, tries the shot with a lot of backspin*

*the ball hits the jaws again, the cue ball rushes back up to the bulk line.

 

[surrey jim]

Can you all please speak up. I can 'ardly hear you with that racket from thye Jukebox...


Sort it out Landlord not all of us are teenagers in 'ere!!

other corner of pub near Jukebox where teenagers are gathering

:dance: :dance: :dance:
:dance: :dance:

 

[Basil Fawlty]

other corner of pub near Jukebox where teenagers are gathering

:dance: :dance: :dance:
:dance: :dance:

*SHOUTS*

OI YOU LOT SHUT UP OVER THERE, ME AND CROYDONBLOKE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A GAME OF POOL HERE, GO AND ROB CARS OR SOMETHING!

 

[surrey jim]

*SHOUTS*

OI YOU LOT SHUT UP OVER THERE, ME AND CROYDONBLOKE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A GAME OF POOL HERE, GO AND ROB CARS OR SOMETHING!

sorry didnt catch that the music's too loud

 

[Parson Henry]

*SHOUTS*

OI YOU LOT SHUT UP OVER THERE, ME AND CROYDONBLOKE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A GAME OF POOL HERE, GO AND ROB CARS OR SOMETHING!

Shouts to Brighton Fan 86

'oi mate someone is doin' your car over!!!'

 

[Croydonbloke]

*looks at a long pot into the bottom corner*

*study it carefully*

*goes back up to the table, tries the shot with a lot of backspin*

*the ball hits the jaws again, the cue ball rushes back up to the bulk line.

Leaves me nicely on the red over the pocket bends down and strokes it home. Nothing left on except a flukey double into the middle, Plays shot and misses and leaves a sitter for my opponent.

 

[Parson Henry]

sorry didnt catch that the music's too loud

WHAT!!!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Shouts to Brighton Fan 86

'oi mate someone is doin' your car over!!!'

*leaves the pool table*

*rushes out of the door*

OI you chavs, leave my motor alone!

*chavs run out scared*

*walks back in and starts to play pool again*

 

[Croydonbloke]

Who`s the rough looking bloke shouting from the bar?

 

[Croydonbloke]

*leaves the pool table*

*rushes out of the door*

OI you chavs, leave my motor alone!

Moves the cue ball whilst opponent is out shouting at chavs.

 

[surrey jim]

*leaves the pool table*

*rushes out of the door*

OI you chavs, leave my motor alone!

*chavs run out scared*

*walks back in and starts to play pool again*

sorry Kev, just fancied a new set of alloys

Edit: dont call me a chav, it was you who told me to nick cars earlier

*SHOUTS*

OI YOU LOT SHUT UP OVER THERE, ME AND CROYDONBLOKE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A GAME OF POOL HERE, GO AND ROB CARS OR SOMETHING!

 

[Hampden Park]

WHAT!!!!

lovely and warm thankyou

 

[Donkey Hoaty]

I saw them they were wearing blue and red striped shirts. I think that Croydonbloke might be one of them, he was sent in to distract you

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Piquet came nowhere in the 2.30 Bath