The noise the cashpoint makes ...

[Lush]

... when giving you your money. It's fake.

Here are some other reassuring noises that don't actually exist.

http://www.humansinvent.com/#!/889/5-fake-sounds-designed-to-help-humans/

Which noises do you suspect aren't actually REAL?

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Katie Price - she's a noise I wish didn't exist!

 

[fire&skill]

The shutter on my digital camera

 

[Deanbha]

My fiancee in bed

 

[Art Vs Science]

The noise from a hideous bandwaggoner wearing a Chelsea shirt

 

[Braders]

My fiancee in bed

it took 4 posts !!!

 

[Tomnorthi]

Dial up internet noise?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The crowd noise that BBC South Today use to accompany goals in their Monday evening football round up.

Which sounds the same whether the match is in front of 35,000 at Elland Road, or 2200 at Aldershot.

 

[Box of Frogs]

That annoying noise on Radio 1 in the mornings?

 

[bhamex1901]

The awful fake clapping when the lottery is done.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Whenever the Williams sisters play Tennis & the camera sound the iPod makes when you press the two buttons to capture a screen shot

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Heart FM

 

[algie]

My fiancee in bed

Let me have a go and i'll tell you.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Not a noise as such, but a smell. Used to know somebody who worked for British Oxygen. They manufacture non-Oxygen gases also. Like the fake aroma when you open a jar of instant coffee.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Electric cars. They do not need to make a noise but have the noise of a normal car so people can hear them coming.

 

[backson]

I understood that gas used for households doesn't naturally smell, it's added to make a leak more noticeable.

Also, shampoo is made to lather even though it doesn't need to

 

[Seagull on the wing]

it took 4 posts !!!

What bed posts...how much rope!

 

[redneb]

What bed posts...how much rope!

The noise my phone makes when I take a photo. f***ing pointless load of old shite.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

The shutter on my digital camera

if it's a dslr, it will have a shutter.

 

[DTES]

The awful fake clapping when the lottery is done.

Ah, but that isn't the only fake thing about the lottery draw. Watch it closely - at the exact moment when the "celebrity" presses the big red button, you'll notice (in the corner of the screen) the official adjudicator pressing the real button on the machine itself that actually kicks it off. The red button is a complete fake that does nothing...